I'd Like to Think He's an Enemy of Mine

When your dog dies and your girlfriend hates you, I can understand going on a bender. I'd even venture to say I'm a proponent of it. But going on a bender, wrecking the venue you're sucking at and exposing your notorious genitalia to a room filled with cameras augments bender to screeching breakdown. It's a fine line, and it's generally always breached when the zipper comes down.

PS When Cisco drops his pants, make sure to pay attention to the awestruck face of the young lady at his left. Then pay attention to how quickly and nonchalantly she grabs his naked ass.

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Aug 3, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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  • Comments (16)

    No. 1 evil twin says:

    Why are these girls attracted to those saggy nuts? He's hung like a baby and just has these horrifying balls of death.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    MY EYES, MY EYES. Who do I sue to get the last minute and a half of my life back? I think a pallete cleanser is in order. Or occular cleanser? I'll need something in a Beckham. At least they covered the sack up.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    No. 3 evil twin says:

    David Beckham is so soothing that he can take you back from a Cisco incident.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    I think I am so glad that I can't view this video.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    You are, believe me. I almost barfed for the eleventy billionth time today when one of his band members said that their performance was "epic."

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    No. 6 tlatzoteotl says:

    I second that, Kitchy. Hooray for firewalls!

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says: Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    Go and be free. It's like the ring. You watch and then 7 days later you'll be dead.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    Oh bless you. Hopefull there is still time to undo the damage of Cisco. Can't he get those things lifted?

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    No. 10 evil twin says:

    He needs a ball sack sack.

    Kitchy, you are forgiven for the Outsiders joke. Thank you for the Beckham, may we have another?

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    He's probably really good at teabagging. Soooo, there's that.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    No. 12 Kitchy says:

    I believe the server has blocked me from posting anymore links.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    No. 13 Kitchy says: Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    Or not. Must've just been something about that one that something didn't like.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    No. 15 evil twin says:

    Ah, I feel better now.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    No. 16 Kitchy says:

    I'm always happy to share some Goldenballs.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 4:01 pm
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