OMG in NYC
Whitney Port, one of the few Hills characters who doesn't make us want to commit violent acts of rage but has a penchant for saying "OMG" entirely too much, has left the incestuous pool of LA for the incestuous pool of NYC to pursue a career in fashion and suffer from boy drama. Yeah, same premise as The Hills, just way less interesting. We can't decide if this is Whitney's fault or if Lauren Conrad's show just wore us out the first time around. Either way, we're over it. But we'll totally be watching.
On a side note, we kind of love Whit's new friend (roommate?) who delivers the line about an invisible tattoo on her forehead that says "Make out with me," and only guys who live on futons can read it. Love her.
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I already have The Other White Whitney programmed into my DVR. Let the 5 minutes of dialogue and 17 minutes of staring commence!
It is only like 11 minutes of staring. You forgot to factor in 6 minutes of chewing.
BREAKDOWN OF THE HILLS BY MINUTES:
5 minutes: Dialogue
6 minutes: Chewing
5 minutes: Staring
2 minutes: Creepy flesh beard
1 minute: Montage of city set to feel-good pop
3 minutes: Text Messaging
8 minutes: Ads for Young Jeezy ringtones
Yep. That sounds about right!
You forgot to factor in time for Audrina's new girls.
…..or how about that thick val-speak diction/accent??? s*it, I live here (s. cal) and the way she speaks it is almost a parody. Cringe.
I noticed Audrina's obscene new knockers in the last episode. How long before they get their own spinoff?
Her boobs are new? I thought she always had big boobs?
Also, do you guys in the States watch the MTV Canada Aftershow after the Hills? If so, I am totally in love with Dan Levy! *swoon*
The circle of six-degrees of ridiculous, vapid shallow, nothingness has completed its course. Please let me know when Kevin Bacon comes into the equation.
Kevin Bacon lives in NY. I think your circle is complete.