
The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Best Response to "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”: blah
In all fairness, the girl is describing my average Friday night so I can’t hate.
Best Summation of Today's Republican Party: james_boston
Sweetest Mini-Eulogy: h
Scariest Use of the Word "Untouchable": SeriousStyle
Biggest Logophobe: Forill
The TMI Award: Sugar Magnolia
Longest Grudge (10 Months): jill



HA! Hey Sugar? Suck it. Suck it suck it suck it.
*takes a bow*
Awwwww Kitchy. And OF COURSE he couldn't pick something clever or witty that I had posted. *groan*
woooo hoooo, go Kitchy. Once again you were overlooked. As was I. Yay, for our gay boyfriend. It looks like someone is trying to woo you. I say give him another chance despite the poo drugs.
Of course not. That would acknowledge that you're clever and witty, and we can't possibly have that happen.
I actually thought it had been a lot longer than 10 months since Molly left, though.
Congrats to the bitches……. and the assholes!
ummm, cooter, which one am I?
Sugar, your a haghole.
Time just goes by so slowly with all of Cord's mean, snarky comments, Kitchy… sitting behind his laptop.. doing his job.. hahahah
Cord is so fucking entrancing =)
I am the asshole to cooter's cooter.
Oh, I've missed you hags. You still make me chuckle.
Could you please post the Commies at the beggining of the day? Refreshing mollygood.com for ten hours doesn't really help me get my homework done.
Oh, and who else agrees that the site's url should be changed because Mr. Jefferson has now completely changed (for the better, jill) the decorum of this blog.
Congrats Sug, bj and bla and all you crazy commies!
Can I start calling Sugar "Suge Knight"?
congrats to SS, SM, Blah and the others. but big props to kitchy on keeping the streak alive…i'm so proud of you!
this is the third commie i've won in the five or six weeks i've been here. cord is totally hitting on me.
j_b: fess up, how many shirtless pics have you sent him?
I got one!!! I couldn't be more proud *weeps*. Wah, wah wah, changed for the better my ass, long live Molly (on Popsugar…that site rules).
P.S
How does Kitchy not get any love???
lisa, the question is how many ass shots i sent him. i ain't telling…it's between cord, me and god.
Oh I'm so excited! That's two weeks in a row. Next week I'm taking over my cubicle, then the city, then the world.
Simmer down there Blah> and S.M. you are definately one of my fav. bitches!
Just kidding Blah, when I got a commie I actually called my mommy to tell her, and she doesnt even know what the hell a commie is.
"Cordgood"?
Yay! Just like other aspects of my adequitely pathetic life, I continue my Commie dry spell :-) Oh well, I'll always have Al Gore to save me, and BALE too!!!
CommonCord™ CommonCord's Commies ™…
Congrats to all the champs!
I'm keeping my streak of noncommies alive! It's Cait, bitch!
I'd like to thank all the little people who made this award possible…
Haghole. I think I like it.
I'm actually dissapointed in the lack of truly crazy posters. The last couple of weeks we've had some truly unbalanced tourists. We need someone to up the crazy.
Hey I did my part last night, I admitted that I was a little insane (& a drunk)
congrats all! 3 weeks and no commie for me, i better up my tom-ba dosage.
this time change thing is really screwing with me because we don't have one in arizona.
Thanks!! My tummy jumped a little when I saw my name =)
I thought that the related "lower" calling and insults that were flown after were more Commie worthy, but I'll take what I can get.
And the thought of "touching" Lagerfeld or Cavalli is most definitely a scary thing.
Congrats to everyone!!
Don't touch either of those guys. They were carefully embalmed so you don't want to touch their skin, toxic.