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The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Best Response to "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”: blah

In all fairness, the girl is describing my average Friday night so I can’t hate.

Best Summation of Today's Republican Party: james_boston

fox is good to watch if you wanna hear the latest propaganda coming out of the republican national commitee (otherwise known as the gayest place on earth!)

Sweetest Mini-Eulogy: h

…Robert Goulet was one of the great theatre and film actors in his prime. No one could be the Lancelot that he was and if anyone ever heard him sing “If Every I Would Leave You” from “Camelot”, there was nothing like it. Goosebumps. His voice was the Pavarotti of its genre.

Scariest Use of the Word "Untouchable": SeriousStyle

Fashion will never be unfashionable as it dictates the trends of fashion to begin with. People like Cavalli and Lagerfeld are pioneers and untouchable. They can do whatever they want and someone like me (who reads Vogue and W and looks at pics from fashion week) will look at it as art rather then something ridiculously unwearble. Art is never unfashionable as it’s subjective and the big bosses in this industry have built such a huge reputation for beautiful and well-loved designs that they are at a point in their career that they can throw crap all over a model, send her down the runway and someone, somewhere will “get it”.

Biggest Logophobe: Forill

Why do you love using the word nigger in your posts. Just because its a quote doesnt mean its ok for you media whores to use. I dont see you throwing faggot, spic, gook, chink or any other words in the same category around.

The TMI Award: Sugar Magnolia

My labia’s in for it’s 50,000 mile check up.

Longest Grudge (10 Months): jill

…this website was not built on being a social commentary. Before Cord took over, it had a lovely editor in Molly who did not commend celebrities but presented news and gossip in a funny, light hearted way. That kind of writing is what made this website popular and enjoyable to read.

Nov 5, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 33 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    HA! Hey Sugar? Suck it. Suck it suck it suck it.

    *takes a bow*

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Awwwww Kitchy. And OF COURSE he couldn't pick something clever or witty that I had posted. *groan*

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    woooo hoooo, go Kitchy. Once again you were overlooked. As was I. Yay, for our gay boyfriend. It looks like someone is trying to woo you. I say give him another chance despite the poo drugs.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    Of course not. That would acknowledge that you're clever and witty, and we can't possibly have that happen.

    I actually thought it had been a lot longer than 10 months since Molly left, though.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    No. 5 cooter49 says:

    Congrats to the bitches……. and the assholes!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

    ummm, cooter, which one am I?

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    Sugar, your a haghole.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    No. 8 ilnazhad says:

    Time just goes by so slowly with all of Cord's mean, snarky comments, Kitchy… sitting behind his laptop.. doing his job.. hahahah
    Cord is so fucking entrancing =)

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    I am the asshole to cooter's cooter.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    No. 10 Ooohgou says:

    Oh, I've missed you hags. You still make me chuckle.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    No. 11 ilnazhad says:

    Could you please post the Commies at the beggining of the day? Refreshing mollygood.com for ten hours doesn't really help me get my homework done.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    No. 12 ilnazhad says:

    Oh, and who else agrees that the site's url should be changed because Mr. Jefferson has now completely changed (for the better, jill) the decorum of this blog.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    No. 13 maria says:

    Congrats Sug, bj and bla and all you crazy commies!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    Can I start calling Sugar "Suge Knight"?

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    No. 15 james_boston says:

    congrats to SS, SM, Blah and the others. but big props to kitchy on keeping the streak alive…i'm so proud of you!

    this is the third commie i've won in the five or six weeks i've been here. cord is totally hitting on me.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:12 pm
    No. 16 LisaNo.1 says:

    j_b: fess up, how many shirtless pics have you sent him?

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    No. 17 jill says:

    I got one!!! I couldn't be more proud *weeps*. Wah, wah wah, changed for the better my ass, long live Molly (on Popsugar…that site rules).

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    No. 18 jill says:

    P.S
    How does Kitchy not get any love???

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    No. 19 james_boston says:

    lisa, the question is how many ass shots i sent him. i ain't telling…it's between cord, me and god.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    No. 20 blah says:

    Oh I'm so excited! That's two weeks in a row. Next week I'm taking over my cubicle, then the city, then the world.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    No. 21 cooter49 says:

    Simmer down there Blah> and S.M. you are definately one of my fav. bitches!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    No. 22 cooter49 says:

    Just kidding Blah, when I got a commie I actually called my mommy to tell her, and she doesnt even know what the hell a commie is.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    No. 23 halfsmoke says:

    "Cordgood"?

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    No. 24 Be Adequite says:

    Yay! Just like other aspects of my adequitely pathetic life, I continue my Commie dry spell :-) Oh well, I'll always have Al Gore to save me, and BALE too!!!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    No. 25 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    CommonCord™ CommonCord's Commies ™…
    Congrats to all the champs!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    No. 26 Cait says:

    I'm keeping my streak of noncommies alive! It's Cait, bitch!

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    No. 27 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I'd like to thank all the little people who made this award possible…

    Haghole. I think I like it.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    No. 28 jujubees says:

    I'm actually dissapointed in the lack of truly crazy posters. The last couple of weeks we've had some truly unbalanced tourists. We need someone to up the crazy.

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    No. 29 cooter49 says:

    Hey I did my part last night, I admitted that I was a little insane (& a drunk)

    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    No. 30 deimos says:

    congrats all! 3 weeks and no commie for me, i better up my tom-ba dosage.

    Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 8:36 am
    No. 31 deimos says:

    this time change thing is really screwing with me because we don't have one in arizona.

    Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 8:36 am
    No. 32 SeriousStyle says:

    Thanks!! My tummy jumped a little when I saw my name =)

    I thought that the related "lower" calling and insults that were flown after were more Commie worthy, but I'll take what I can get.

    And the thought of "touching" Lagerfeld or Cavalli is most definitely a scary thing.

    Congrats to everyone!!

    Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 9:04 am
    No. 33 jujubees says:

    Don't touch either of those guys. They were carefully embalmed so you don't want to touch their skin, toxic.

    Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 9:11 am
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