
The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Best Although Worst-Written Question: lovelee
Most Frightening Vent Against Perceived Bigotry: Tom
Comment We Most Hope Was a Joke: satines_crotch
Matt’s totally sexy!!! He looks kinda like my daddy. I really miss my dad.
Most Thorough and Standard Response to Heath Ledger Bashing: Linda
Best Hearsay: stopthemadness
kaiser soze rules!!
Biggest Understatement: pp
Most Missed Commenter: ronnie
Carry on, and flame away. I won’t be back to respond.



pp is my hero!
Gosh, I am shocked - SHOCKED - that the last one made the list. How unlike Bunnie. That's as out of character as a Beckham-bashing thread.
I somehow missed satines_crotch and Linda. Both stellar. Especially the use of "compfy."
And SUCK IT! I'm still winning.
How dare ronnie and whoever else (I forgot already, old age sucks) call me a REPUBLICAN? Oh the horror!
Congrats, Kitchy on your record-breaking streak!
Obviously, ronnie has been lurking without posting for a long time, I remember she got pissed about something a while ago and said she was never coming back. It's hard to stay away, isn't it girl?
Oh, Cord, we totally got your point on that post. It was the logical leap that left those of us with such limited mental capacities scratching our puny little heads.
::shaking my head::
Sometimes your incessant thirst for a political agenda with each post concerns me. You're not really one for prima facie information, are you, Cord?
Cord's logic makes me itch too, Cait.
"Logic" being used loosely, of course.
Of course.
stopthemadness' post was one of my favorites. It cured of me a hopeless crush.
The veiled little shot in this week's Commies is akin to something a teenaged girl would do.
Essentially, Cord is passive-aggressively lauding those who agree with him and insulting those who prefer to take a lighter tone in our responses to Bunnieballs.
Seriously, my 15 year-old niece would skewer you at that game, Cord.
Well, I'll take over then. I saw American Beauty a week or so ago for the first time (I don't have an excuse) and I found myself crushing on Spacey for the first time ever.
"Essentially, Cord is passive-aggressively lauding those who agree with him and insulting those who prefer to take a lighter tone in our responses to Bunnieballs."
And we're surprised why?
Cord is King of the Passive-Aggressives. True story.
It's Bunnieballs, the Passive-Aggressive Christmas Elf.
I must take my leave of you, dear hagi. Have a great night.
Mr Bunnie
The PA Elf
He loves me and I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Even if you're a Jew.
Tom really hates Sara Silverman or just really loves name dropping books on the holocaust.
Maybe I'm taking this thing way too seriously, which is totally out of character for me, but should all the good-natured gibes directed at Mr. Jefferson cease and desist? I really never saw any of it as "Cord Trashing." In fact, I viewed it as everyone enjoying themselves on this site and showing how much they liked the elements that he had introduced since taking over here. Why would they keep asking for something they did not like? If people truly did not like what was going on, they wouldn't tease, they would react with real, not obviously faked, hostility, and not continue to come back. Now I'm the one left scratching my head…
BTW, I really thought the "Scroll Posts" element was a nice touch.
Exactly, BBB.
Thanks, BBB.
I would like to thank Cord**winking and blowing kisses** & my extremly disfunctional cousins…………wait until I tell you about my best friends husbands family. THEY make my cousin look like a well adjusted normal teen.
you know, if cord keeps telling the people on this site to go fuck themselves soon he won't have a site anymore. i'm changing his name from bunnieballs to mr. can't take a fucking joke.
I make jokes here all the time and then get called an "insensitive dickwad", maybe Cord just feels that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I guess. Also, mr. can't take a fucking joke is a bit wordy. MCTAFJ, for short?
yeah, that works also. he just needs to chill and get a sense of humor. it's almost like he'd rather be pissed off at the world than just laugh every once in awhile. sad.
Poor Ronnie will never know the greatness he's achieved. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy.
I say we call him Mctaffy. Mr Cant Take A Fucking Funny Yo!
Ronnie is a God among mere mortals.
It even appears he may also be flame retardant. That's good becuase those flame suits would make him look fat.
I don't know if I should be happy or sad that I won a commie. Happy that I won something (insert teasing here) or sad that its the best worst question EVER. I'll just go with happy in my own little world its ALL that matters.
Congrats to the "winners." Way to keep that streak alive Kitchy!
I know where you were going with the comment lovee so I loved it.