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The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Best Although Worst-Written Question: lovelee

im not sure about your legal system cause im from another country but you’d think that they told her you would die and she still went ahead, should the doctor go to jail?

Most Frightening Vent Against Perceived Bigotry: Tom

3 words… Arbeit macht frei! You fucking whore…

Comment We Most Hope Was a Joke: satines_crotch

Matt’s totally sexy!!! He looks kinda like my daddy. I really miss my dad.

Most Thorough and Standard Response to Heath Ledger Bashing: Linda

What’s wrong with a guy having a little fun? Have you never made a funny face at someone. Who cares about him losing his hair. A lot of people do. I also don’t think he looks dirty or yellow teeth. Maybe you need a new computer screen. Just looks like he is wearing compfy cloths. You don’t have to dress up all the time. Why do so many people have to put him down all the time. I guess people are not happy unless they do. I think he is hot no matter what. The inner self is what makes a person sexy. Besides, I don’t think he really cares what all of you think. He is a great actor and that is what is important.

Best Hearsay: stopthemadness

i know a dude who was spacey’s personal assistant. he’s a pretty good looking guy who ended up not sticking with spacey because he wouldn’t perform his job on his knees after spacey made it fairly clear that’s what was required.

kaiser soze rules!!

Biggest Understatement: pp

My cousin was 9 when she lost her virginity. She was pregnant by 12. She has been married since then to the same man. She is 3 weeks older than me so she is 39. Has 2 grandkids. 1 is older than my youngest son. CRAZY!

Most Missed Commenter: ronnie

Wow, talk about not getting it.

The Cord trashing about (not getting) the Commies, the “Best”ing, and his injections of a trivial event’s political implications is something that left me scratching my head. Now it just leaves me yawning.

Carry on, and flame away. I won’t be back to respond.

Nov 19, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 30 Responses
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    No. 1 piratechick says:

    pp is my hero!

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    Gosh, I am shocked - SHOCKED - that the last one made the list. How unlike Bunnie. That's as out of character as a Beckham-bashing thread.

    I somehow missed satines_crotch and Linda. Both stellar. Especially the use of "compfy."

    And SUCK IT! I'm still winning.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    No. 3 evil twin says:

    How dare ronnie and whoever else (I forgot already, old age sucks) call me a REPUBLICAN? Oh the horror!

    Congrats, Kitchy on your record-breaking streak!

    Obviously, ronnie has been lurking without posting for a long time, I remember she got pissed about something a while ago and said she was never coming back. It's hard to stay away, isn't it girl?

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    No. 4 Cait says:

    Oh, Cord, we totally got your point on that post. It was the logical leap that left those of us with such limited mental capacities scratching our puny little heads.

    ::shaking my head::

    Sometimes your incessant thirst for a political agenda with each post concerns me. You're not really one for prima facie information, are you, Cord?

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    Cord's logic makes me itch too, Cait.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    "Logic" being used loosely, of course.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    No. 7 evil twin says:

    Of course.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    No. 8 Kitchy says:

    stopthemadness' post was one of my favorites. It cured of me a hopeless crush.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    No. 9 Cait says:

    The veiled little shot in this week's Commies is akin to something a teenaged girl would do.

    Essentially, Cord is passive-aggressively lauding those who agree with him and insulting those who prefer to take a lighter tone in our responses to Bunnieballs.

    Seriously, my 15 year-old niece would skewer you at that game, Cord.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    No. 10 evil twin says:

    Well, I'll take over then. I saw American Beauty a week or so ago for the first time (I don't have an excuse) and I found myself crushing on Spacey for the first time ever.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    No. 11 Kitchy says:

    "Essentially, Cord is passive-aggressively lauding those who agree with him and insulting those who prefer to take a lighter tone in our responses to Bunnieballs."

    And we're surprised why?

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    No. 12 evil twin says:

    Cord is King of the Passive-Aggressives. True story.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    No. 13 Kitchy says:

    It's Bunnieballs, the Passive-Aggressive Christmas Elf.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    I must take my leave of you, dear hagi. Have a great night.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    No. 15 Kitchy says:

    Mr Bunnie
    The PA Elf
    He loves me and I love you
    Therefore vicariously he loves you
    Even if you're a Jew.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    Tom really hates Sara Silverman or just really loves name dropping books on the holocaust.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    No. 17 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Maybe I'm taking this thing way too seriously, which is totally out of character for me, but should all the good-natured gibes directed at Mr. Jefferson cease and desist? I really never saw any of it as "Cord Trashing." In fact, I viewed it as everyone enjoying themselves on this site and showing how much they liked the elements that he had introduced since taking over here. Why would they keep asking for something they did not like? If people truly did not like what was going on, they wouldn't tease, they would react with real, not obviously faked, hostility, and not continue to come back. Now I'm the one left scratching my head…
    BTW, I really thought the "Scroll Posts" element was a nice touch.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    No. 18 Cait says:

    Exactly, BBB.

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    No. 19 ilnazhad says:

    Thanks, BBB.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:29 am
    No. 20 pp says:

    I would like to thank Cord**winking and blowing kisses** & my extremly disfunctional cousins…………wait until I tell you about my best friends husbands family. THEY make my cousin look like a well adjusted normal teen.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 8:15 am
    No. 21 deimos says:

    you know, if cord keeps telling the people on this site to go fuck themselves soon he won't have a site anymore. i'm changing his name from bunnieballs to mr. can't take a fucking joke.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 8:58 am
    No. 22 maria says:

    I make jokes here all the time and then get called an "insensitive dickwad", maybe Cord just feels that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I guess. Also, mr. can't take a fucking joke is a bit wordy. MCTAFJ, for short?

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:04 am
    No. 23 deimos says:

    yeah, that works also. he just needs to chill and get a sense of humor. it's almost like he'd rather be pissed off at the world than just laugh every once in awhile. sad.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:09 am
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    Poor Ronnie will never know the greatness he's achieved. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:12 am
    No. 25 pp says:

    I say we call him Mctaffy. Mr Cant Take A Fucking Funny Yo!

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:13 am
    No. 26 maria says:

    Ronnie is a God among mere mortals.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:15 am
    No. 27 jujubees says:

    It even appears he may also be flame retardant. That's good becuase those flame suits would make him look fat.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
    No. 28 lovelee says:

    I don't know if I should be happy or sad that I won a commie. Happy that I won something (insert teasing here) or sad that its the best worst question EVER. I'll just go with happy in my own little world its ALL that matters.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
    No. 29 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Congrats to the "winners." Way to keep that streak alive Kitchy!

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    I know where you were going with the comment lovee so I loved it.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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