The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Best Example of That Infamous, Volatile, Boorish Irish Temper: Irish man
Most Succinct and Accurate Critique: anne
Most Frightening and Outwardly Bigoted Comment: V for Vanessa
Funniest Criticism: mollygrim
And Mollygood, your pretensious use of lexicons doesn’t fool me one bit. Youre writing is reads as labouriously and stiff as if one was trampling through mud. Youre bitterness can not be hidden behind big words. You use them incorrectly anyway!
The Le Tigre Award for Wrongness: Smissy
Best Response to Holiday Cloying: Billy
Most Literate Response to Men's Magazine Bullshit: thebeachedwhale
Editor
Congrats all, but a special thanks goes to mollygrim. II needed a dose of irony today.
Kitch's streak goes on…
those are some good choices cord.
Just "I"
Yes, congrats to all. My fav is mollygrim.
I guess I just thought only my Walmart had toothless weirdos.
You should go to mine, here in Georgia on a Sat. night……its frightening!
Hey Cord , f*ck you for awarding me another Commie… sorry …that should read "thank you" … no I takke that back…Fuck you will do nicely..thanks
Hey Cord , f*ck you for awarding me another Commie… sorry …that should read "thank you" … no I takke that back…F*ck you will do nicely..thanks
Hey Cord , f*ck you for awarding me another Commie… sorry …that should read "thank you" … no I takke that back…F*ck you will do nicely..thanks
oops sorry I'm seeing double…I've been drinking too much virgins blood again
I'm seeing tripple, this crack is awesome.
wow this shit is really good…now I'm seeing treble….I think the virgin was an alcoholic.
I think the virgin was'nt a virgin….it was jujubees on crack…tasted good though.
I think the virgin was'nt a virgin after all….she was just jujubees on crack…tasted good though.
Gosh kids, its usually me thats all high & shit. Its kind of nice being the straight one for a change.
These Commie celebrations are just too much for me…I feel like Pete Docherty and Amie Winehouse rolled into one.
Billy I think you deserve an award just for entering 1 post that time.
the commies are fun
Cheers Cooter…I think I need to go and lie down now….Good night.
Don't even say that, Billy. It just makes me want to roll you up and smoke you.
Mwah!
hey Jujubees…what the f*ck am I?….a herring?
behave yourself girl.
No way, I'd never try and smoke a fish. Who do you think I am, The Muppet Show Chef?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
who the fuck is billy and could somebody teach him that old trick? clicking once.
Billy is our friend April, we all don't have fancy shmancy highspeed internets and Billy's puter might have "issues" with wordpress…
Everyone is my friend…except for those skanks Classy and Denise15.
Ah Classy, where's the fun when you need it, I sure hope he shows up to beat these Holiday week doldrums away.
I don't know, I really like that Billy guy. I'd love to go out drinking with him. I imagine we'd start some nice brawls at the bar. Of course I'd start them and he'd have to finish them. I think we could take Shia.
juj, I think you can take Shia all by yourself…and please take him far away.
Winning a Commie! Wild!What a great excuse for my excessive over indulgent orgy of my multiple missive mania & wordsmith-wanking. My fingers could 'nt stop swinging. O what a circus!…what a celebration!….
Then along came April……
Never mind….I'm giving up the wild nights …till I win another Commie.
You just screwed yourself, Billy. As soon as you desire them then you shall not receive any.
Billy, Billy don't you use my number.
Maria…you are so right..about my puter & wordpress…and my slow connection. There can't be many girls more clever than you in Brooklyn.
Now go win yourself a Commie.