Congrats Kitchy!!!!!!!!!!And everyone else!

Huzzah! Congrats Kitchy!

Alyn's comment had me dying! Rush Limbaugh and Nelson Mandela should never be used in a sentence together unless it is something like that…or this sentence explaining my joy I suppose.

What the hell? Now what will Kitchy do? And a fine tit comment so kudos to you dear, Kitcy.

Cord, what the hell have you started with this Commies list? You may as well call it The Crackies" because that is what we are like. Every Monday we scurry around like Courtney Love on a bender waiting for this to be published.

The Crack list
the Frap list

Where the hell is, Kitchy. She should really be here for this moment.

For a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime.

She probably read it and ran to get a tissue.

Hmph. So much for Christmas.

All that hard work. I was kind of dissapointed the handjob from the documentary thread didn't get picked. I really though he had what it took to get one.

So who holds the record now on not winning a Commie, since my streak is ruined? Sugar?

Alas ju, there are many a fine comment that goes unsung. Sadly the bodies of the few must be sacrificed on the altar of the many.

I know, but it doesn't make it right, Blah. When will we all be equal? I kid, screw the little people

Only little people pay taxes.

I haven't had one but hell that is because I haven't been on in forever and I won't be. Sorry gals the kid is sick and possibly having surgery again(the oldest one)
fuck walmart and the dirty people who go there while they are sick and dint sanitize their carts so other people get fucking infections I hate people

ohh and congrats kitchy

I'm not sure I should be flattered by a "Congrats" that was preceded by "I hate people." *lol*

Hope "the kid" gets well soon.

Is it wrong that I find Stalin attractive?

I'll never win one, and I am proud of it.
Also, McStalin looks like Erin Dane.

He's totally hot…ya know, for being a dead megalomaniac and all.

mandy, you've never won cause nobody cares about you.thanks for trying, though.

Merry Christmas to you too Rachel! I love people who make the world a brighter place. This is the perfect forum for you to air out all your childhood grievances and all that name calling you were subjected to. So go with it, girl. I'll even pretend to get really hurt. boo hoo.

Cunt. Sorry, I meant well that was uneccessary. Also, merry christmas to you too and please continue to make the world a brighter place!

Stalin looks like a Ken doll I once had. I bet he's not even anatomically correct. I'm not backspacing that shit either.

Mandy and Rachel, simma donna. Siiii mmaaaa dooooow nahhhhh.

"Cunt. Sorry, I meant well that was uneccessary."

sounds like mandy has a serious case of the monday's.
too bad i can't decipher what the fuck that last comment was supposed to mean.
you're calling me a cunt? yes, i have one. it's doing well. and still couldn't give two shits less about you.
thaaaanks :)

Maybe Mandy is looking for little miss sunshine? I think she's at pop sugar. We're more like, little miss fu. Or, little miss don't f'in look at me or I'll kill you in the face. I really need some nog.

my bad, juju.
i didn't realize. sorry.
i'll work on that nog for ya.

haven't seen james_boston around lately, have you?

He obviously found some realy hot guy. What ever happened behind ho's before bro's. Or something like that. I'll need a double shot hold the nog and give me 3 shots.

How's the littler person? A few months ago all 3 of my kids got the pox becuase some parents didn't vacinate their chilrens. Nice!!!!!!! I wanted to throw a nutty.

I'm sorry that my above sentence made no sense. I need more hormones.

I meant to say, Cunt- Well.. (pause) jee your comment was rude and unnecessary. And I really don't care what you think homey. fo realz. I did not start your insult game. Just keepin it real by tellin you youre rude and grumpy, and prob got picked on a lot as a kid. so merry xmas and go hug someone. Or maybe go to wallmart and finish your xmas shopping instead of spreading around your grinch isms. word. youre weeellllcome.

Is it wrong that I find Stalin attractive?Good point! I will move it to my http://www.richloving.com blog. It is just for wealthy singles, millionaires, and celebrities. I think this topic will be hot there.

You don't say.

congrats kitchy!!!!

ive never won one… but i never post.. nor am i funny.

I love these awards, and everytime I read them I am filled with a burning desire to earn one. But, I know I never will because very few things I read about celebrities affect me enough personally to go to the effort of making a comment, let alone a cleverly worded one. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say that I think people who do care enough to make comments are weird or that people who read this stuff are stupid. I read this website (aside: is this website a "blog"? I'm not really sure how to use this word yet. It snuck into daily vocabularies so quickly I don't feel like we're properly acquainted yet) and a handful of others like it daily, I'm just too lazy to make any effort at all. I bet you're wondering why I went to the effort of writing all this then? Me too… I'm going to wander back to obscurity now.

But you made such a beautiful post. I feel like I want to read more. Just so you know as I was reading the above I had one thought, Jpeep is calling me a fat ass. I just always go there.

Kitchy I think I hold the record now…much like I hold and cradle BALE's balls each night. So pretty much, never.

Not to be picky or anything, but that's Lenin, not Stalin. Lenin was rather rico suave, yeah.

And yes, it would be wrong of you to find Stalin hot–dude was SUPER FUG on top of being a mass murderer.

Thanks, Cord. The Commies are big fun.

Stalin had a withered hand and pockmarks. Staying faithful to his paranoid nature, he had all his photos adjusted to hide these traits of his. That's how self-conscious he was…
(He even purged, ya know? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!)

Anyhow, that is my personal favorite argument against photoshopping.

Another drug free week without winning a Commie…thanks for rehab Cord. Soon I will be clean & sane enough to leave this site and go out and spread peace & goodwill in the real world….a frightening thought . Congrats to the winners…take it easy with the celebrations….save some for Christmas.

Billy's awesome. True story.

Aww Kitchy. Sorry 'bout your non-com streak. I still think yuhold the record. I got tagged a few weeks back for discussing certain body parts that Cord doesn't like to hear about.

Sigh… I still have never tasted the sweet nectar of the Commie. Time to spiral into madness.

Kitchy, turn that frown into a crown, cause I'm pretty sure you got the very first commie 2-fer!

Congrats everyone!

I won a commie my first week posting on here, but haven't since. Shot my load too quickly I suppose. I also am not that funny, nor do I post that often.

Le sigh.

Mom, what have I told you about shooting your load?

"ive never won one… but i never post.. nor am i funny."

Somehow I don't get the feeling Bunnie was acknowledging my sense of humor anyway. ;)

Sorry Janice…I just get really excited sometimes…

I won a Commie ™ once, when I said that I was a fattie. Of all the brilliant things I have said, a poorly worded self-insult is what won. The shame.

congrats, y'all!

Maria…if you ever need a tradesman with his own power tools….I'm yours for free.

Damn, I teared up for a moment while reading Billy's comment. I think that's probably one of the nicest things I've ever heard.

I feel a little like the grinch that day when his heart grew bigger. Now, I must to go flip someone off in traffic to balance this out.