Congrats assholes….sorry. Bitter much cooter?

Oh and whatever lanita. Shit.

Congrats to janice and Lisa. The others are just being mocked. *lol*

*Please note. I never said it wasn't a valid mocking.

Haven't we had this discussion before. If the comment becomes a thesis it makes us go sleepy time. I just needed to take some time out of pulling wings off flies to remark.

Janice, your ma bitch.

Sweeeeeet! A Commie ™ for something other than calling myself fluffy or whatev. Yes! I wasn't even trying - wish I knew that before I put my bait in the Gre/ay's Anatomy post. Dang!

I couldn't get through Lanita's missive. Suffice it to say she is probably a whiney bitch in person. Choke on your empathy, hippy!

Yeah, get a real job or something.

Or a blow job.

I recommend blow job.

WTF…I'm going to celebrate not winning a Commie….after all ..its nearly Christmas. Now where did I hide my stash?

Or give a blow job. "Choke on a dick, hippy?"

Billy, you're behind the times. Celebrating not getting a Commie is so November 2007.

Yeah, receiving isn't really work. They need to give it.

Aside: Where the effing hell is j_b? I feel he would be able to contribute greatly to this thread.

I would rather lanita be donkeypunched. Take that hippy.

It took me until the 10th or 11th read-through right now to realize that she was talking about Amy Winohouse and not Britney.

Mae, that's just becuase you like kicking people when they are down. It makes me feel so bad I think I'm going to stay drugged out of my mind to deal with all this pain.

I do. Its fun.

Not to get all serious, but I don't understand this part:

"Every night they go to bed they fear they will wake to the news that their beautiful Amy has died during the night and in the day they fear a phone call at all times telling them the same news. They pray for it not to happen but the fear stays with them 24/7 and it will until she’s back home and sober."

Um… how is that our fault? Isn't that Amy's doing?

While I'm on things I don't understand… I don't get the picture used in the Commies. Or, to be more specific, the "Paris Hilton is teh suck" part.

Kitchy…I found my stash and so am way beyond caring why I'm celebrating…..oh yeh….now I remember…cos I didnt win a Commie…and…its nearly Christmas…which is so Now.

The hippy wants to be empathetic and shit. Whatevs, I say. I must say I love the picturesque and romantic language sprinkled with 24/7. Why Mr. Darcy, I do think of you often. You are in my heart 25/7.

I'm rollin one and clinking my glass with Billy!

Maybe its a play on communists? we're being grouped into the same bunch as those commie bastards!

Paris Hilton is teh suck. Interesting Q, Kitch. I believe it is attempting to evoke the infantile stylings of LOLcats, and subsequently project them on the commenting masses on other blogs. So basically if you post on Crapez, you are as dumb as an infantile cat?

I get that it's lolcat. I just don't get what it means. Even translating, isn't it just Paris Hilton is the suck? What's the suck?

I really want to understand this.

Or does it bring two threads together and mean that it's Antonio Banderas speaking in lolcat??

Or maybe the "teh" is just a referant to normal "flame" culture - so they are all dorky teen boys.

I will not be grouped you commie bastards. But I do need to file a complaint that I sent my 49.99 and still have not received my book, looking at you, LISA!

Like "all your base are belong to us." A play on Japanese mistranslation? Languages that have fewer adjectives sometimes make use of nouns instead?

Man, I'd love to see a movie with Antonio speaking in lolcat. Plus a special guest apperance from the lolsens.

Well for $49.99 I will come to your house and teach a seminar in person. I am just waiting for the Holiday Travel to subside. Yeah, that's teh ticket!

I think my head might explode five minutes into that movie.

Merry December 17 & a Happy New Tomorrow to you Cooter!
Clink! Clink!

Your right, that's too much awesomeness for one movie. It can't be done.

Will a sandwhich come with the seminar? I was also thinking about taking this other seminar on misplaced anger that is being taught by,lanita

To quote the lovely Lanita…I'm just a "sick puppy"….whoops I just shat on the rug again.

Lanita's posts make me want to sing "Kumbaya."

Assuming I'm right and the translation of "kumbaya" is "you're an idiot, Lanita."

I have been reading Lanita, as Lantina. Rhymes with cantina. It was so much more fun that way.

lanita is teh suck.

Congratulations Lisa #1, my COD is in the mail to you for your award winning writing book. YOUR MOM.

Lanita you are funny, losing everything and being an all around general asshole to people usually drives people to get sober, or sends them completely and irreparably over the edge. Showing said person unconditional love does not. I'm guessing Wino is in the latter group.

Lanita…..better known as Chelsea.

Lanita could have saved a lot of time by simply saying "Aw, come on guys don't make fun. Drug addicts have families too". You think those comments gave her carpel tunnel or what?

Congrats to the winners.

I am just going to point out that amm3 admits in their next post, after I call them out, that they weren't sure of the "facts" that they posted.

To quote from amm3's following post: "I can't find where the "66 times greater" came from though…" However they did post some interesting things that I am looking at.

Let me just say, that I am super relieved that Classy did not win in any category like most vulgar, potty mouth or nonsensical because I would not like to see that type of behavoir incouraged. That type of behavoir gets grounded around my house, and fired in my department. (but goes on all the time at my bingo hall.)

Jill, that's just crazy talk. From now on I'm going to figure out the most complicated way to explain things so that I may too, drive others insane with my ramblings. I wonder if that's how it all began for Ted Kazinsky?

Then you too, juju can win a crappy commie!

I put the , in the wrong place.

But just know, that I will check out your facts.
I am the fact-checker, bean-counter broad. Sometimes I call folks on it, and sometimes I let it go. But I always know if someone put out some facts that aren't true, and I know if your facts are right on the money. Sorta like the "Santa Claus of Facts That People Claim In Order To Win An Argument". I am watching.

Well that's just not fair. I can't accomplish thie feat without fudging the truth, a lot.

(Dollie, I would keep your fudging quiet. Life's not fair, and that works both ways.)

When my kids accuse me of having favorites, I say,
Hell yes, I have favorites. The ones who make me laugh are my favorites.

my favorites are the one's that bring me my mojito's when I ask.

(All my kids make me belly laugh so hard I pee my panties. At least 3 times a week. Laundry sucks ass around here.)

I can't get these bitches to grind the mint just right. Bringing me a beer from the fridge is acceptable. ( For those kids over 21.)

Famous guys, fond of internet dating?! OMG!!!!
How can I have been so lucky that I happened to see this right now? And these guys are rich too!!?? And they are bored??!! I might just be the answer for them. Thank you "better" for bringing this to my attention. What a wonderful soul you are to hook up rich, famous guys who can't get a date with ME. I hope these guys can handle the fact that I fart whenever I want to.

Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things/

I really wanna put that on a t-shirt

Kitchy, here's everything you ever wanted to know about "teh suck"… it has to do with leet speak:

In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and occasionally spelled t3h with a numeral 3 in place of e. Teh and t3h are the traditional spellings of "the" in the phrase "ph33r t3h …" or "ph34r t3h …" ("Fear the …").

Besides being an alternative spelling of the, "teh" also has grammatical properties not generally applied to "the"; in general, it is used somewhat like an intensified "the".

"Teh" is sometimes used in front of a verb in a novel form of gerund. The best-known example of this is the word "suck". Thus, the phrase "this sucks" can be converted into "this is teh suck"; the word "pwn" can be similarly converted ("teh pwn"). Another common variation is "teh ghey". These phrases can be declinated further, such as "teh sux0rz", or "teh pwnage", yet another evolution of this lingual phenomenon. The above phrases are primarily used by the computer gaming community, and often intended humorously.

In English, "the" can be used as an intensifier for the superlative form of adjectives; compare "that is best" and "that is the best". "Teh" has a similar use as an intensifier for unmodified adjectives, generally marking a sarcastic tone. For example, "that is teh lame" translates as "that is the lamest". This contrasts with the standard use of the in English to construct mass nouns from adjectives, as in "blessed are the meek", where the meek denotes a class of people who are meek.

In addition, "teh" is often used to express extreme emotion by a typer, especially in the case of "what teh ****??" which has been shortened (both in speech and online) to "teh ****?". (It is also commonly shortened to WTF.)

After reading all that you're thinking WTF?

So am I.
So am I.

I do really enjoy the phrase, "This is the ghey"

Oh, heavens to Betsy! I leave for a day, and look what happens! Yay!!

Congrats, LisaNo.1!
My cheque is in the mail.

"this is teh ghey" makes me think of ghee. Now I'm hungry for Indian food.

I'm kinda sorry I asked now.

Congrats to all the "winners."

ps… hippies aren't as hateful and self-righteous as lanita appears. Please do not catagorize her with "my people." Peace.

A real hippy ~ Sugar Mag

I am teh hung over this morning.

You know what helps with a hang over, more drinking. Let's do it. Cheeeers, hags. I'm sorry. I had a margarita for lunch. The bad part is I have to teach pilates later. Probably not a good idea. wooooooooooooo, piiii llaaaaa teeeeees. DRINK!

i like "teh gheigh" because gheigh looks like sleigh which reminds me of santy claus.