It was worth the wait.

Congrats to all the "winners."

I'm just impressed that Shit#1 got a shit name on the list, even though I can't make it through the post itself.

The predictiosn are awesome, most notably Efron's. *clap*

Damn, nospam has the system down pat. He really snuck in there at the end.

Also, kids, it may sound strange, but it's true. Drink the Coke, pregnancy is no joke (flash peace sign).

And now I can go back to Kitchy. Until the next Denise15 invasion.

oh yes… and thank you Cord. (Musn't forget manners even as a hag.)

At least Cord agrees that nospam is an idiot.

I knew it. That ahole comes on just under deadline and steals our thunder. All that hard work for nothing. I'm going to have to sacrifice another bucket of chicken Saturday.

Yes, thank you Cord, and thank you BaldNomad, for giving me lots to look forward to this year!

you all better watch your asses our your 11 year old boss will fire you.

Lovin the title on nospams commie!

"commies" for "recent comments"

that sucks.

Does diet Coke work?

Diet Coke only works if you had sex with a really skinny guy.

Dr. Pepper only works if you've fornicated with someone well-educated, and 7-Up… well, let's just say you've been busy.

How do we know Pepper is a real doctor and not just made up like, Dr. Phil?

playla - I must say I was a little shocked myself, but welcoming nonetheless.

7-up gets Efron's period stains off his white pants.

What will help with his bloat and crankiness. YOu know her fingers just swell up.

Everytime I see the words rootinest and tootinest,I nearly wet myself.

Wow, I can't believe my diatribe won. I am sort of sorry about that Hags - brevity being the soul of wit and all.

It's quite all right. It deserves a win, and not just for the "Shit" portion.

At least I think it deserves a win. Given that I've only read bits and pieces, you know.

Yeah, the shit part was pretty bitchin'.

I wouldn't read the whole thing -it is pretty damn condescending and pompous. Which is how I get when I get annoyed and try to be smart instead of killing people in the face.

Sweetness. Thanks, Cord.
(Lisa#1- splendid!)

PS
Could me stop with the Cord is so "full of himself" nonsense? He could have changed the site's name to include his own, but he chose to keep Mollygood instead. He also did not use pictures of himself in any of the banners. It would not me self-obssesed to do so, but it is especiallly… *especially* modest not to.
And, yeah, he is confident in his morals, but he is willing to compromise. Why do people think that is "bitchy"? Seriously, is Peter Singer a "bitch"?

"Could me stop with the Cord is so “full of himself” nonsense?"

No.

Il just wants a commie for best kiss-ass.

You can't critisize him for injecting his opinions into his posts. You could for not giving other perspectives a chance. But he does.

cooter49- Shit! BUSTED.

He allows comments, but I don't know that I'd consider that really "giving other perspectives a chance."

He mocks as much as he's mocked. And besides, the fun in pushing his buttons is unequaled in any other sport.

Ridiculous Backlash and Inapt Comparisons to Kanye
I thought the comparisons were somewhat applicable. Then again, what do we know, us non-know folk. And to Kyle's question: yes, it might have been the same as some feminists have chosen to reclaim the word.

blah, does Coke Zero only work if you've had sex with a loser?

I agree with most things he says so the injection of his opinion doesn't bother me.

I'm gonna steal that Best Kiss Ass Commie away from Il, dammit! Oh, and Cord is also handsome and hmmm…urbane…

Beat that!

Does anyone else here read this blog every day, but say they aren't into celebrity gossip when asked? What the fuck is up with me?

Sorry LTP, but Coke Zero is applicable only to those men who look hot and talk a good game, but later you find out are unemployed and living with thier parents.

I thought coke zero was for when you sleep with a guy who can't find the g spot and there is no o for you.

Oh no, I fully admit that celebrity gossip is my life.