cord blessed us with early commies today, rumple is pleased cord. thanks! congrats to the “winners”.

Congrats assholes!

Love, bittermuch

Anyone think he picked squidburger out because it inversly relates to his next joke about Ashley? I mean there were many other contenders for “worst” awards that were worser (?) than than SB’s. And he must have been hurt - Alycia’s “that sucked balls” or whatever comment, is clearly worser (?) that SquidB’s.

What does “gays don’t won’t to marry” mean anyway?

I lurve the commies much more than I love this site (that’s S-I-T-E, not S-I-G-H-T).
Commies rock. Cord, eh, not so much.

Oh, they were all good. And that was truly the best set up for the movie comments. It’s like it was meant to be. How could he not pick those two?

Yeah, what’s with the, we? I say you leave me out of your wee mister.

Cord should have given a Commie ™ to himself for Worst Besting.

Kitch: break it down, “gays do not will not to marry.” The double negatives cancel eachother out so you get:
“gays do will to marry.” Which, if you have an accent, in American means, “gays do well to marry.” So I think he supports the gays. The homo-gays.

Or maybe it means they do Will Smith in order to get married.

you two are making my brain hurt. Let’s drink about it.

Oh yeah, that’s like thinking about it but the liquor suppresses the actual thoughts.

i’m completely lost and i have no idea if that’s a good or bad thing.

Lisa, the first time I read that I thought you were rapping…..break it down. I liked the rapping. Now I’m sad.

I think there should have been an extra long version of the commies this week since there were more comments than usual. I also think Rumple should get a very special award for inciting a comment frenzy.

Congrats to Kait and Dizzybenny, and thanks for the hilarious comments.

To the other winners, your home sterilization kits are in the mail!

I love some karaoke rapping. Me next.

I’m going to throw in an not additional cost. That after sterilization bedazzle kit. Just pay the 40 dollar shipping costs and it’s yours.

Kitchy, I think you’re right. It’s like Handfasting, except instead of symbolically tying their hands together they bum Will Smith.

“let’s drink about it.”

i’m stealing that one, juju.

i’m already calling the trademark office.

For Cooter:

Break it down.
Gays do not will not to marry,
It ain’t really fair that they got to carry
your scorn, they’re torn, while you’re looking at your porn
Of two men while you call them fairies.

oh, and if mr. mollygood ever decides to do a commie 2.0 award aka commie on commie, then i think lisa gets it.

commie on commie action is hot.

I just snorted Jack and Coke out my nose, thanks.

Yeah, it is kinda sorta a limerick, but what can I say, I kick it old school.

We’ll just give her one. Fuck Cord and his “I’ll give out the commies when IIIIIIIIII feel like it, I’ll take down the recent comments when IIIIIIIII want to.

Best commie on a commie goes to

Lisa(#1)

You go cooter!!

Sisters are doin’ it for themselves
Standin’on their own two feet
And ringin’ their own bells

Areatha Frankin

Now way she’s getting the best ass kisser award now. Don’t let the jack do the talking for you, Cooter. Your a grown ass woman, break it down now. And I quote, “Yo if there’s a problem, I’ll solved it. Check out the hook while my dj revolves it”. That’s for my friend, kitchy.

Its my perogative.

Thats all I know of that stupid song.

Ain’t no stoppin us now.

Ice, ice, juju.

Vanilla Ice is my Confucius.

rollin’ in my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my hair can blow!

God I love that song. Say what you will, but you KNOW your ass turns it up when your in your car with your friends.

Not that you have it on CD or transferred it to your iPod or anything…

Who is Shay and why does he have a gauge?

Lisa, you’re my new hero. Just…bravo, that’s all I can say.

No, that would be silly. I have it on tape. I’m old school like that.

I can’t figure out why you hags never get a Commie, except that Cord must hate you.

I got one dammit. Just not this week.

I got 3 damnit. Just not in the last three months. I’ll never forget the one about Hitler Bangs. Mmmmeeeeeemories. Like the something, Yentil.

I’ve got 2, but that was long ago and far away. I am not as witty as I would like to be, at least not in Cords eyes. Those are the only eyes that measure my self worth in the first place.

There, there, blah. Do you want a Commie like, nospam? It’s better to wait for him to be in a happy mood. Can we get a memo on what days that happens?

i got 1 and immediately broadcast it to all my friends with lots of qualifiers about how getting excited about comments on a board is not as dorky as it seems because the commenters on MG are funny and smart…and

oh what the fuck.

it’s dorky.

it’s dorky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that’s right on time.

i’m off my meds.

sorry folks.

I got one many moons ago ( as my momma likes to say) but it was for something I was too stupid to understand. I had to look it up. Every day is a learning experience here at Mollygood.

I still can’t wait ’til the day that Cord sees Juno, and secretly enjoys it.

No, you’re right, I don’t want a Commie for the “most ignorant statement”. I will take my two Commies and hold my head high, for it had nothing to do with my inadequacies nor my lack of common sense.

You know what I say in moments just such as this? Ok, I don’t say anything. This is where I start kicking bitches in the shins and start stealing crowns. Keep the car running blah. Mamma’s gonna get her a Commie™!

I’ll kill you in the face before you take my shadenfraud commie!

I’m not ass kissing. All I have to say is, with all the great shit Mollygood had to work with last week… that Commies™ was phoned in.

I love ass kissing. I can do it very well. I can even lick if it will help the cause.

But I especially love when it is done to me. I can be pretty particular depending on how much I can really get away with.

You know, if someone is kissing your ass and doing it well, you just really have to have that finesse, you can’t really push it beyond that certaibn intangible point, or else no one is
having fun anymore. And what is the point of it all if it isn’t fun?

See, here is the one good thing about us old bitches. We have to take afternoon naps, and now
we are wide awake.

And I am going to bring it back to Aretha.

Going riding down the freeway of love in my pink cadillac.

Yeah. No Prius. No 4 cylinder.

A big huge pink cadillac. Plenty of room.

Not like the young, tight small cars.

Lots of power in that 8 cylinder!!

O.k. I am out for the night.

“City traffic’s moving way too slow drop the pedal
let’s go..”

Yes, I am going to be right now. That’s it I promise.

I meant to say, “I am going to BED right now, That’s it I promise.” But I am thirsty. O.k.
Bye.

Well, thanks Lisa. I appreciate that.

Alycia, heh, sorry to sell you out like that. I am not saying your comment was bad, I am just saying that it is worse. Basically you both said “this movie sucked.” But then squidburger gave reasons for the sucking. So IF one is going to say that “this movie sucked” is the worst comment (which I am not agreeing with. As I said there were many “worst” comments on different threads) one should pick the one without reasons for sucking.

More importantly, do you get up early or are you still up from last night?

I love it when that old bitch QC starts talking to herself. I really need to get me whatever she’s taking.

Hey, today I saw a white truck. The word, HAAG, was on the side. Obviously it was an intimidation tactic from another religion who may be fearful of Rumple Mcforskin Mcghee. I can see right through you guys. I won’t name names so I don’t get sued.

But let’s just say it rhymes with smientology. Or maybe they were making a round up and I got lucky. Watch your asses, “haags”.

IT’S A HONOR NOT TO BE MENTIONED

it’s to early for caps, tone it down.

ouch

Poor QC. She always gets on so late. Everyone has gone to bed and there’s no one to talk to. Is she on the west coast?

The movie sucked so bad I didn’t even want to put in the effort on the comment. Eva Longoria at the end put the nail in the coffin for me. I hate that creepy midget. I just found it funny that Cord would subject himself to that shit willingly but take a stance against Juno because it’s the popular thing to watch/see/do.

I actually work nights…which is why, like QC, I’m often talking to myself and don’t get to participate with the rest of you normal sleeping people. :(

I have never posted (although I have been reading your comments for a while…), but just wanted to say that you all crack me up.
I was motivated to comment by a song I recently heard on XM radio (the kids channel) called The Naked Mole Rap. I was dropping my daughter off at school and admittedly she wasn’t in the car when the song came on.
I just wasn’t sure if you had found a “theme song” for ol’ Rumpy yet, but thought that might be a good one.
Congrats to all the Commie winners.

the naked mole rap, it’s perfect! rumple is pleased payter, thank you!

I found a music video on youtube for naked mole rat. I dont know how to do that linky-poo thing but its not too hard to find. Thanks Payter.

Naked Mole Rap. Thanks for the heads up Payter!

This gets pretty awesome after about 35 seconds. The first 35 are Kim Possible clips and junk.

Thought I heard a Kim Possible reference in the song. Nice to know others see the beauty in the Naked Mole.

Its a damn riot.

Oh and thanks Lisa for putting it up.