The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Best Comparison of Heidi Montag to Michael Jackson: blah
Well, she’s had currently 3 plastic surgeries in record time, so I think she’s well on her way to resembling Micheal Jackson. Next will be the fake cleft chin.
Cruelest But Most Succinct Reaction to Dannielynn’s Crossed Eyes: nonanners
Least Aware of Lying: MaryMac
OK-he CLEARLY states that he basically was jealous of Leo because he was this young guy who was constantly being followed by girls. Um…that’s a pretty hetero thing to say.
Shoutiest Correct Comment: Lou Lou
THIS IS SCARY. I WONDER WHAT TOM THINKS WHEN HE WATCHES HIMSELF - DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE THIS CRAP? WOW, THERE WERE JUST TOO MANY INSTANCES OF INSANITY FOR ME TO COUNT! FROM HIS “SP” TALK TO HIS BOUTS OF INAPPROPRIATE LAUGHTER TO HIS CRAZY STARE TO HIS HOPES FOR A FUTURE WORLD WITHOUT CERTAIN “SP” PEOPLE IN IT!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!? HE HAS LOST HIS MIND.
Best Explanation for Sherri Shepherd’s Bullshit: Lisa(#1)
I am sure it is hard to tell someone’s skin tone when your head is that far up your ass…
Most Welcome Observation: Julia
Best Argument Against Lazy Pro-Israel Arguments: Booyakasha!
So if the UN gave back North America to the Native Americans who had it for more than 3,000 years and put all of our punk asses on the reservation, it would be cool?
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Booyakasha! ftw.
Congratulations to blah who makes me laugh so hard,
and Lisa#1 who I would hire to represent me in a heartbeat. Good Job!!!
Congrats, bitches! Lisa, I don’t think you get to be a hag anymore you’ve won so many commies.
Oh holy crap I made it!
There has been a continuous Jewish presence in Israel. Jews were not “gone for 3,000 years,” nor was Israel “given” to the Israelis. Additionally, the majority of Israelis are Sephardic Jews from the Middle East (Morocco, Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Tunisia, Libya, etc. etc.) The UN did not give Israel to anyone. The Israelis fought for independence. There never was at any time any self governed Arab nation of Palestine. After independence was gained, Israel was attacked by all of its neighbors (who lost). Millions of Arab Muslims who did not flee Israel to join foreign armies in attacking the Jews are Israeli citizens. They have all the same rights as Israeli Jews and are enjoying a greater level of human rights and freedom than people in any Arab nation in the world.
I think B.Spears deserves a Commie for Best Response to a Homeless Guy Asking For Money: “You’re better off homeless than me, sir.” That’s so sad it’s poetic.
ChoniBaretz…if you are a reader, I recommend reading Pity the Nation: The Abduction of Lebanon. It doesn’t paint such a pretty picture of the establishment of the stae of Isreal.
go ahead rewrite history
I guess it was kind of a slow week, eh?
Lisa and blah, congrats, yours are awesome :) I’m also kind of fond of MaryMac’s.
Damn writer’s strike - and I had a new dress and acceptance speech that thanked Rumple and everything.
That being said, I can’t take all this winning. It is ruining my image as an underdog.
I love blah and Lisa. Yeah… I said it. So what?
nonanners has no manners! doesn’t matter, I congrat her.
p.s. it was me! yesssssssss.
Congratulations Maria….by hook or by crook….you are a winner….one of Brooklyns best.
“oh billy” (a la The Cable Guy)
Did anyone miss Cords subtle insult? It’s not always easy to stay on topic when it’s a slow news day. Fine, it’s just not easy to stay on topic. Gufffaaaawwwwww. Worst Commie’s this month. Except for Lisa and blah.
I did notice that Juje. I figured it must be Vegas talking. I think our ability to stay on topic is directly proportional to the quality of his post. Do with that what you will.
My thoughts exactly. If your going to give us a blind item with no answer, we can’t help but venture off and create our own naked mole rat demigod.
“There never was at any time any self governed Arab nation of Palestine.”
AHHAHAHAHAHA!! that’s hilarious! That honestly made me laugh out loud. That’s right, it was just some magical uninhabited land that had some brown people in it, then Israel was formed, and now the Arabs just feel like giving the Israelis a hard time just because, you know, they’re just born evil. Also,
Actually, it’s particularly funny because right NOW there is no unified nation of Palestine–just 3 million people living in occupied territories (the UN’s words, not mine)
Source: Edward Said “Question of Palestine”
And I’m sorry to say that I am prone to believe Edward Said, beloved scholar and human rights activist, over you my internet friend.
But you are correct in that the UN did not “give” Israel to the current Israelis– the British did, with many Jewish and Muslim lives lost in the process. Imperialism + Colonialism 4EVA!