thank you!

Does William's first sentence not make sense to anyone else or is it just me?

Hyperbole notwithstanding, very solid choices this round. I guess last week was light on the crazies, notaone borderline incomprehensible comment.

well done all and I'm going to take partial credit for ginn's since I set her up for it. so there.

put a comma after "perfomance" and hypenate the-dream-her. That should clear it up for you. It is an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in a chalupa.

meh…those commies were kinda like a one night stand..and now, per usual, i'll leave them naked, tied to the bed, and steal all their money.

oh well…what the fuck…I will just have to put my acceptance speech on hold.

wiliam_crowns comment made me dizzy.

And yum, nothing like an enigma wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in a chalupa. Damn-now I'm hungry.

You can still give your speech, Billy. Screw it!

hey yourmom…I'm penniless so you can forget stealing all my money….but I'll take the rest of you… thanks

sex without the exchange of money? what an interesting concept…

mae…I'm saving it… my speech is special and I'm only giving it away if I win another Commie.

You keep trying little guy. Dont give up the dream.

sex wrapped in a chalupa….? what an interesting concept

Holy crap I won a Commie. My year long dry spell is over, crack open the Tom-ba!!!

congrats BA!

Be Ad Be Ad Be Ad!!! WOO HOOOO!

Damn that conspiracy theory about H Ledge actually kind of makes sense…guess we'll never know tho

congrats adequite! kisses! i don't know any of the other winners so fuck them!!

I just wonder why the usual Commie winners are the hit and run style posters. Why not honour those with longevity? Some days watching the freestyle ramblings of you hags is the only thing that amuses me. Of course, I'm at home with a 2 year old, stuck in -46 degree (Celsius) weather, so not much is amusing to me right now.

because em, cord is loathe to admit that ju, deimos, adequite, mae, lisa, sm, cooter, yourmom and all the other hags and me are witty, which he would be doing by giving us the commie every week. it's so much better to torture us like the withholding, disapproving, distant father-figure he is. it makes us try harder and not able to love just the way he wants it.

best,
james

Oh James. I love that call yourself a hag. And, I'm touched…..yes touched that you called me one too. Tears of joy, sniff sniff.

Hagalicious, def. Hagalicious, def. Hagalicious def def def def def def…. Hagalicous definition makes the Cord go crazy. Always posting Commies so damned late cause he lazy. Its the H to the A G, S the t the m ™, ain't no other ladies hold it down like them, they're Hagalicious.

Here here J_B, well said…but where have Kitchy and Etwin gone from the usual suspects????

They haven't been around for a while. It is rather sad, really.

I miss those damn hags. I like to imagine that our comments are all so great, much like Abraham, he would gladly stab us. No, much like Solomon, he would chop us. Much like tom cruise, he would rather see us dead than full of thetans. My analogy is just not coming together like I had planned.

I think it's becauase William's comment made my brain reboot.

nice try ju. but analogies are like, soooo hard.

evil twin and april and cait are all gone too…i blame cord. because he can't love.

I'm here damn it, I'm here!

I read some of Whitney's posts the other day, and I think I love her already. She is the perfect combo of Molly and Cord. And she listens to the hags, while Cord treats us like we are a burning sensation in his nether regions.

I'll leave them to the professionals. I just, cry inside knowing he'll never be touched by our words.

OMG! you're alive! i thought you pissed off cord and he stored you in his basement, cut up in tiny little pieces. i am so glad you're alive (tho i wonder who cord does have cut up in his basement? cait? cats? homeless people?) i assume you've been working some horrible job with no internet access?

How cute were those Vegas pictures of Cord? I love his little scarves.

Smooches to you, james my love. I am working in ADVERTISING. Do I need to say anything else? They actually expect me to make deadlines and shit. Fuckers.

oh lord…you got a real job. my hag is growing up!

well, i gotta go but kisses ET…and night hags! ET, update your blog so we all can keep in touch at least. and hags, keep cord's succulent feet to the fire!! if we can't have him, we can at least destroy his will to live!

best,
james

I'm not upset that I didn't win a commie-congrats to Be Adequite, and blackmistressdiva. (I lurk and enjoy her very much on another site. )

I AM highly upset though.
I am going to have to drown my sorrows in a beer because james_boston didn't include me in the Hags. I guess I just have to put my nose to the grindstone and put in my time, and maybe some day james will include me too.

QC, you are a hag. There are just so many of us now, it's hard to keep track.

Love,
evil twin

You ARE a hag qc! Damn, I never thought I would be comforting calling someone a hag.

Oh and you should be ashamed of yourself for moonlighting at another site. Hmph!

QC, I am not a hag either. :-( If james_boston doesn't call me a hag, then I'm officially not in the club. You can have your beer and I'll have my stoli and 7up. We can both toast to "He's just not that into us".

You're a hag too Blah! Now, drinks are on me tonight. But I'm only buying beers……on tap. I'm cheap like that.

Oh I feel so much better now, thanks Hags. And My dearst cooter, I brought my own case in my purse, so you don't have to pay the on tap prices.
Just get the mugs.
:-)

blah, you are one of the original hags. Stop being so modest. Mmmm, stoli and 7up, I'm going to make me one of them now.

What the hell is this, a pity party?! mmmmmm…beer on tap.

Scotch time! I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.

And I offered to film his circle jerk and everything.

Hmph!

Oh, nice. I love it when I make it for, "Mollygood Happy Hour©". I'm having a big girl drink today. Coconut Bacardi and diet coke. I'm all mature and shit.

Now is the time…….for all hags together one. Suddenly I feel like singing a little diddy (not a p-diddy) from Brownies. Make new hags but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold.

Maybe I should slow down on the beers.

I was kicked out of the girl scouts for some ungirl scout like behavior. I shamed my family really good on that day.

Do tell!

It involved a cigarette and a boy. Doesn't it always.

Oh, and he was a breakdancer. Wicky, wicky, wicky, wicky.

Aaah yes. Ciggys and boys. I think I was kicked out of brownies for "cursing". And I said to the pack leader….FUCK THAT BITCH.

Oh no, is that when the your love for all things homo started?

Tv sucks tonight, that bastard Bush is on. QC, come out and play too!

No but that's when my other love of douchebags started. When we broke up he hooked up with some other girl scout. Bastard. I guess around that time they made those boys move their cardboard dance floors somewhere else.

I love his "stimulus package". That's what she said! And will Nancy Pelosi please stop blinking so goddamn much, is this code, is she a commie?! No pun intended of course. Another vodka tonic post haste!

Girl scouts are sluts. Come to think of it I should have fit in quite nicely.

You can put your stimulus package in my lock box. I like how we can make anything dirty.

Did I mention I also went to Catholic School for a bit? For, a bit.

Can't pass up an opportunity for a drink. 'Specialy since ET decided to grace the hags with her prensence.

Barkeep! I'll take a Stoli Vanil w/ coke please!

ps… they hiring ET?

Catholic girls were always the sluttiest. I wanted my parents to convert so I could really feel like part of a group….but no.

I was a Catholic cheerleader… talk about having a rep.

Nothing turns heads in my neighborhood then the catholic school girls in the mornings…seriously, east coast pervs.

Sug, I went to Lutheran High School. Same things as Catholic, but no nuns and no cute plaid skirts.

And they are hiring at my job. But do you really want to live in the boonies?

Men are all pervs. Especially when they see a little young thing with csg uniform on. They disgust me.

Oh I mean except for my wonderful, perfect husband.

I'm already living in BFE so why not the boonies? (Uhmmmm Where are you at again?)

Bumfuck, Ohio. East of the corn, north of the river (Between Cleveland and Akron).

Well there you go. I'm right next door in Indiana. Turn left of the cow and it's the third house past the soybeans.

The love and the sluttiness overfloweth. It's so wonderful. TV does suck tonight.

I always thought that being a girlscout would be fun, but that I would just never fit in. I looked at it like a launch pad for beauty pagents. It seemed fun on the outside, but you just KNEW that there was backstabbing shit going on left and right. All that togetherness and braiding each others hair made me give suspicious sideways glances at anyone with a box of cookies.

My mom wouldn't let me join the Girl Scouts. She said she wasn't about to harass friends and strangers with pleas for cookie purchases. Parents are such a drag.

One woman did that at work last week to me! She brought her daughters cookie campaign to our office (her daughter was no where in sight). Instead of asking if I wanted any, she just plopped the order sheet on my desk and told me to write down how many I wanted. Three things went through my mind:

1. Bitch.
2. Is it that obvious I love Samoa's?
3. Bitch.

This writers strike is killing me! I can't take it anymore! In the meanwhile you've got the farking state of the union address which is, by the way the worst episode evar!

yeah. I hate mom's that do that.

I ended up buying 4 boxes.

Hey hags! Just finished some scotch (holler stopthemadness!!) just wanted to swing by and see what was up before bed.

It's britney, bitch!

Oh Samoa's. And those mint ones. I forget the name.
I sold those cookies when I was a young brownie. (Yes, we had brownies back then) I ate a whole box of those mint kind, and my mom had to pay for them. I have always favored overindulging in something you like.

You're late to the party qc. Almost time for beddie-bye now.

P.S.Everyone should have to deal with nuns at some point in life. It's good for you, like vegtables. Plus it gives you something to talk about and compare things to.

I myself, just got really nervous and gassy around the nuns.

Thanks for the beer cooter! :-)

Any time! The frosty mug is always ready at my house.

blah: That made me snort my Coke Zero, and it should be noted that I am not drinking it to prevent pregnancy after having sex with a loser.

(Lilly the Pink just do ten jumping jacks. Never fails.)

I'm still thinking about the nuns, I would rather face 50 angry judges in a court of law than one nun with her one eyebrow raised.

And judges can put you ass in jail. Forever.

Maybe they should put Britney Spears with a nun for half a day. That will straighten her out.

LtP: Ha!!! I love this site. I had a CokeZero today too…I'm not going to mention why.

Sugar: The mint ones are Thinmints. They too are crafted by the devil with the sole purpose of preventing me from fitting into my jeans.

QC: My boyfriend had to deal with the nuns. He's now an atheist. Apparently, those bitches don't play.

I read qc's post as "I’m still thinking about the anus" and wondered what I missed.

In my defense my husband just showed me a "Scrabble Gram" (anagram type puzzle) wherein the letters were "euttsxb" that prompted a conversation about how once you saw it as "buttsex" it became difficult to actually solve. So I already have my mind in a weird direction.

Wow! I won one! I feel all a-glow. Especially since no one really even acknowledged the comment at the time. Anyway, I definitely agree though, with j_b's theory. You regulars deserve these things more. You guys are why I keep coming here.

As a sidenote, I do, however, like to consider myself a "silent partner" (if I may?), since I'm constantly here, I just don't comment much.

Not being included in j-b's team is nearly as good as winning a Commie….I feel honoured.

hmmm…why is that, Billy?

fleenflan: I saw your comment while in scan mode, so I didn't even notice the reference until it was stuck directly in front of my face. Great use of a FBDO quote. Subtle, but brilliant… :)

fleenflan: I like being an outcast…..Billy the Kid…kind of character….does that answer the question?

oh, all right, I get it. So it's a general kind of rebellion.
Thanks a lot Lily the Pink…nice of you to say!
Ugh, all this civility is disorienting me, let's get back to being petty and bitchy in a witty way.

So pissed I missed all of this. I will have to tell the story about being "asked to leave" Catholic school for another day!

As for j-b, well we all know the homo-gays have notoriously bad memories. Always looking for the next new thing. He just forgets sometimes, that is why he said the "all the other Hags" part.

yourmom, scotch is so holler-worthy. i like the way you drink.