Bravo, good choice! I am laughing like crazy.

And I'll go ahead and take credit for "unreadable," thank you, thank you.

This reminds me of a college professor who would come in every day to class and start an argument among us so that he would not have to teach or be prepaired. Just one hour of bickering back and forth. A place on your blog where the readers are the show. Not too informative!

We actually demanded the return of this feature, deCoucy. Here at Mollygood, we love the interaction amongst the commenters and our fearless leader, Bunnieballs Jefferson.

We know that we are merely co-stars here, Cord is the leading man, obviously. He's just so cute when he gets angry, we can't help ourselves.

Speaking of which, I stand by my comment that Larry Birkhead would NEVER touch HKS.

You like us, you really like us.

This is gonna be a fun thing to read every week. Yay.

sar, I think we need to share that. ;-)

ET- YAY! you made it.. i restate: he likes you, he really likes you.

Man! I was cut off, damn you Apple, with your svelt interface and siren song of cuteness! Why oh why won't you let me read Mollygood! Fer realsie, I was cut off since Thus, I feel like L.Lo.

HMPHH! And for the past few weeks I've been backing off because I thought we were, quote, "messing up a good blog." Shows how much I know. Better yet, shows how much maria knows. If she was wrong about that, I guess it means she doesn't know what the hell she's typing about and we're not hags after all. So there!

Man, I take a week off to work and watch football and Cord shows us love?

Yay! I love being a hag!

bedbugs, you just released us from hagdom - i feel so uplifted…

i guess i can lay off the quadruple application of deoderant and perfume becuase maria is probably wrong, and i do not smell.

And my breath DOES NOT stink, damn it.

Oh. My. God. My Mollygood addiction is about to become fearsome. Tomba Juice. Stat!

Well done Bunnineballs. Very well done.

Tom-ba! Tom-ba! Tom-ba!

oh stop it ladies, I went to rehab.

*LOL*

Maria no worries, Tom-ba juice cannot be detected by that SCRAM anklet you're wearing to prove you went to rehab and are like, totally cured. Tom-ba juice is special like that.

Maria, are you being glib? ;)

It does sound a tad glib…

i have a rule, i take written word as i want, if i want it to be glib i take it as glib, if i want to take it just as a iread it, even if i know its meant in another way, i take it as i read it.

i take that as maria turning over a new leaf with maybe a hint of an apology

I'll agree, April, until she makes unwarranted comments about haggishness or halitosis.

absolutely.. and then ill take those comments as her being an asshole. see, my rule goes both ways

Wowww…we've gone from hags to ladies in one fell swoop. That is so hawt!

I like to think we are ladies who embrace their haggishness. Just me?

i think its my snaggle tooth. you know, if i didn't have it thier would never be any confusion

there

I just now saw this. I preferred the old format. *lol*

I'll take it, although bets are now on for how long I'm snubbed. ;)

Oh, Kitchy, he can't ignore you for too long. You know you can push his buttons like no one else.

I am loving that he bent to the will of the people and gave us some version of Mollygood, Bad and Racist, though.

I won't be IGNORED, Bunnie.

I'm firing up the soup pot right now for ya, Kitchy.

So if Alex boils Dan's bunny, but Cord's name is Bunnie, does this mean I have to actually boil Cord?

I have a turkey fryer to offer up, Kitchy.

Maybe just his balls. I'll leave it up to your discretion.

It would be like Rocky Mountain Oysters. But those aren't fried. Nobody ever answered my question.

What question?

Duh, I get it. I don't know, IS Castro dead yet?

As much as I like the other two, i think he'll have the most success with us if he starts posting a Mollygood, Bad, and Sexist….

Hmmm, interesting idea, sar.

Thanks I got another! Mollygood, Bad and Rachel!

Better, because Mollygood, Bad and Sexist is what we have already, check any of Cord's postings: girls shouldn't wear makeup, girls shouldn't poo, dita von teese is a slutty whore because she does burlesque, etc.

well to be fair evil, girls should poo. its not lady like, ask terrance howard

Terrence doesn't mind if we poo, he just mandates baby wipe usage. Cord doesn't care what we wipe with, because he doesn't want us to poo at all.

i think if terrence had the choice, we wouldnt poo at all.

what is this "poo" you speak of?