The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Weirdest Loyalty to Kat Von D: ot
i think its quite stupid for all you people who call her an idiot to do so. she’s obviously not THAT DUMB if she’s such a great tattoo artist, & very business savvy.
you’re all probably jealous.
it’s nothing more than stupid gossip to ruin someones life & get them pulled off the air. grow up
Best Response to Our Wal-Mart Bashing: RCDC
blah blah only shop at pretentious indie stores blah blah blah. sure, i only buy my cds (haha… buying cds…) at schmancy record stores, because i live in a major east coast city. but if i lived in podunk, kansas, like my cousins, that wouldn’t be possible. the only major record outlet they have is wal-mart. even in the internet age, availability is a factor. so, if you hate wal-mart so much, and wish destruction on all proponents and products of its accessibility, get off your high horse and go open a record store in a “flyover” state, the better to peddle “real art” to the masses.
Best Attack on the Heartless Woman from That Game Show: AS
Her head is a weird shape too.
Best Buzz-Kill: Di
She has skin cancer.
Most Eloquent: yeahokay
Likeliest Cuckold: Max Thrax
Wrong. The women in Bukowski’s life hurt him much more than the other way around. Hateful bitch.
Best Bukowski Comment: puppet power
3 comments so far? come on, people! bukowski! every post abour Britney gets at least 30 comments. don’t we care about the godfather of glorified addictions and romantic downward spirals?
Most Likely to Believe a Painting Can Change the World: note
"I think the class is actually an exploration of current methods of info presentation and dispersion. It is actually quite relevant to your site, because you have achieved, to some extent, what the class seeks to produce in a more controlled and analytical way. As far as your criticisms, pots and kettles come to mind."
Editor
ask and ye shall receive…
Hmmmmm, I have that same feeling when I've spend a lot of time on the seduction and didn't get my orgasm.
Those commies left me more unsatisfied than the sex my ex withheld from me for a year.
juju, me and you… same page, same line!
I think RCDC is pretty funny…are people still BUYING music now?? Oh, yeah, right, **cough**cough** I still buy my music. Totally. Legal.
The buzzkill one is my favorite Commie title. Excellent!
agreed.
i read these and was like "um. gee. how do i put this delicately…"
Obviously mae and I have some memorable disappointments in the boudoir.
true story.
Yeah, I can't believed I shaved my legs, and everything. :-)
juju, did you like the clitter video i posted on your comments? i heard the word bedazzled and thought of you.
Dang it. I did so love the Johnny Rotten clip. I'll have to log on. I'm old and it takes me awhile to remember my passwords. I'm glad to know bedazzling will make people think of me. I really do have one. The shame, it was on sale.
I think my commie cherry has grown back.
I'm going to see Dr. Rey to have mine surgically restored.
I'm sure Elle's manic ad will be gone soon. But I really like their usage of, "Resistance is futile", that's always fun to say.
What the cock is this shit?
These commies suck ass.
That is all.
i usually like the commies because i theyre like a nice little recap of the hilarity i miss over the week. however, this week must have been really boring because as juju so eloquently stated, i'm not in a satisfied lol-induced coma at the moment.
(please ignore if this post makes no sense, i may not be in a lol-induced coma, but i am in a valium induced coma due to a severe muscle spasm thats prohibiting me from being able to turn my head to the right)
lucky….well, you sounded lucky until I read everything before the parantheses. Owie.
I feel like the fat man who travelled 100 miles to Arby's because they had a sale of 3 Arby-Q sanwhiches for $5 only to arrive and they are all out of buns.
Yeah, I was feeling jealous till I read you could not move from the neck up.
This weeks awards show that any fool can win a Commie….thats probably why I've won three.
don't feel too bad for me, i can move my neck again thanks to the excessive amount of percocet and valium i was prescribed. hooray emergency room doctors who only see you for 30 seconds before shoving you out the door with enough pills to comatose paula abdul! plus have you ever taken valium and percocet? they're fun! especially when you down them with a glass of reisling or amstel light.
….in fact….winning three Commies…probaly qualifies me for complete idiocy
Damn, injuries and spasms sound fun. I want one.
Im sort of amazed that I'm not sick yet. One of the guys at work is sick and so is one of his kids. He brings his two kids into work occasionally and she was coughing and congested the other day. We were involved in a no holds barred game of peek-a-boo so I wouldn't be surprised if I got the bug. Kid cooties are more resilient than cockroaches.
Billy, would you be in fact be creating your own idiocracy? If so, I've won 3 so we could start some sort of revolution. I don't know if you can have a revolution with just 2 peeps. Those who've won Commies, join us. Unless you have to give them back. My hypocrisy has limits.
jujubees: we need a slogan or song for our idiocratic revolution……..got any suggestions?…..
hows this one for starters?…
"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups."
Although I'm not a revolutionary per se, I have a suggestion for your movement:
One guy doing idiotic stuff is called a nut. A group of people doing idiotic stuff is called The Mollygood Revolution.
some suggested reading ….
"The Complete Idiots Guide to being a Complete Idiot.."
…we need to put our idiotic ideas into an act of anarchy that will draw attentiont to our cause….how about we hijack Cords lumberjack shirt and hold it to ransom until he re-installs recent comments?
Dudes, as I am resident e-book author, I humbly submit my services for the creation of "The Complete Idiots Guide to Being a Complete Idiot." Of course, it will be available for three easy installments of $9.99.
I'm an idiot so can you please tell me how much that costs in pesos? I don't have any pesos but being an idiot, I don't know the difference.
Lisa: you say "three easy installments of $9.99".!!!..what the fuck do you take me for?…an idiot?
not to mention she's not even throwing in pasta cookers or ov gloves. What's with that?
…now if Lisa were to throw in a free bottle of Heineken for all the hags….our book would be a best seller….
For a limited time only, pay just two, that's right two payments of $19.99! As an added bonus I will throw in this 40 set of tupperware. Over forty mildy toxic pieces for you and your family. Call now and also get a pair of novelty socks. What do they look like? Call now to find out!
Just because the tupperware was banned in china, don't be scared. They still make the burping sound for freshness.
Disclaimer, discontinue use if you start bleeing out any orifices or lose your vision.
Suckiest Commies ever. Boo!