The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Most Deference for Jodie Foster’s Feelings: blah
I hope that no one takes it the wrong way, but when I first glanced at her I thought this was just a really pretty picture of a much younger Jodi Foster. Im honestly not meaning that in a bad way.
Best Replacement for WWJD?: Kmoney
Would Lex Luther have mediocre sex wearing a t-shirt? meh, probably.
TMI Award: mae
I’ve had my fair share of the butt sex, all with protection, all by “sneak attack” its not so much the pain, its feeling like I’m going to take a dump is what I can’t get over.
Best Reminder of Why We Avoid Businessmen: business
Trump, is a Stud you Cry Babies could not even shine his shoes if he threw them in Trash can.
Trump keep the fight alive everyday people have no idea what it takes to live in the NY Business World that you thrive in. As far as the Wife and Child your a Lucky Man and you wife is a True Beauty. So is Carol Alt on your Show. Be True to you Trump and dont change for a Second…..
Biggest Sonic Youth Diss: MOMA
I dunno, it actually wasn’t bad at all, and I’m a huge Sonic Youth fan. I think her tracks are becoming progressively more and more dark and adventurous and she is trying to distance herself from the pop-tart image she projected ca. 1999. I like the darker, sexually tortured Britney. It’s bad-ass.
Proudest Jersey Girl: Meg
So what are you saying molly that all prostitutes are from Jersey? You know who else is from Jersey? How bout Zoe Saldana, Zach Braff, Taye Diggs, Kelly Ripa, Jack Nicholson, Ali Larter, Frank Sinatra, Meryl Streep, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Willis, Queen Latifah,etc.
[Ed Note: We would have left out Braff and Ripa!]
Longest, Most Senseless Spoiler: Sobery
I know who killed me, is a good movie. Lindsy did a good job.
You can interpret the movie any way you want.
The movie is better if you realize the movie is not about, a twin named Dakota.
There is no Dakota. Aubrey creates Dakota to escape the pain of torture and review the evidence in her mind to figure out who is killing her. Aubrey’s best guess is the piano teacher, and has a dellusion of Dakota getting revenge, but Aubrey is only guessing. Aubrey could be wrong the killer could be the gardener or someone else.
Aubrey Dies in the coffin. The Killer gets away.
I know who killed me is a good movie. Sad and tragic, but a good movie.
Georgia Rules, and I know who killed me were 2 of the best movies of summer 2007.
Editor
It’s clenchy time for me and my booty. Thanks, Mae! What do you call anal kegels? Eggels?
Butt Kegels: Bagels
Lindsay’s drinking again…
On the unprotected anal front, I’m so sad I missed that convo. As a nursing student I could give ya’s a good lecture. Looks like everyone covered all the bases though might I add your fecal matter and thus your anus have amounts of the bacteria e.coli in them so unprotected anal puts the guy at risk for contracting a urinary tract infection. Even though males urethra’s are longer and they don’t get them as easily as chicks do.
Aaaaaanyways, I especially love the I know Who Killed Me is a good movie comment. Who’da thunk?
YEA mae!
Thanks, Cord. These commies are just right.
I imagine this is how Sally Field felt when she won an Academy Award.
Is Sobery for reals???
Meg, you forgot Lauryn Hill (oh, maybe on purpose) and Martha Stewart!
Sobery - as in sort of sober? Thanks for that recap, it was short and sweet. Now what about Georgia Rules? Don’t leave us waiting.
Congrats, all the way Mae.
sorry lale, i promise no more mentioning the unmentionable region. butt kegals = beagals?
Good commies! Go Mae!
Ok this has nothing to do with commies but I need to share my possible shock with as many other people as possible. Apparently there’s a Kristin Davis (Charlotte from SATC) sex tape being shopped around and Dlisted had this link to a pic up on their site, this is very NSFW http://www.imagebam.com/image/a0e2543906818
Um I think it really could be her, and I’m actually glad it is instead of SJP. I don’t think I could handle that AT ALL.
Oops- and Blah….and everybody. I need a beer. Where the hell is qc.
Omg. Thats her alright.
Charlotte is a hussy? No shit. I’m a fan of celebrities who could be considered “goodie two shoes” doing hussy-esque things.
charlottes boobie has a dent in it.
It doesnt like she’s doing it right. hehe.
Oh god. I didn’t need to click on that.
I know, how very Samantha of her.
Sorry for dragging you down with me ManBearPig I would have just discussed this on Dlisted’s thread but I find it way to confusing to participate over there.
It’s alright. I had my perceptions shattered. Oh, poor Charlotte.
Oh, also, that Trump comment shit? What the fuck?
I had to read it over a couple times to make any sense, and that Trump-Stud doesn’t literally cry babies out of his eyezorz.
oh charlotte. charlotte, charlotte, charlotte.
and seriously, coot. it doesn’t even look like she’s very good at it.
Seriously.
i mean, seriously.
http://www.scottfayner.com/images/hpsc139.jpg
another picture. she really does look like she isn’t very good at it.
By the way, mae, I find anal sex unpleasant, too. A lot of my friends go on about how gratifying it is and some even buy anal sex toys. Maybe my dad just does it wrong.
oh my god, il, you must agree to forsake qc and marry me instead.
you must.
i’m so glad i had just put down my drink before reading that comment.
i have no (ok, few) words. just brilliant.
il, that was a well played comment. i’m still giggling about it.
Can someone tell Charlotte using teeth isn’t always a good idea.
Is it “kaygels” or “keegels”? I prefer “kaygels,” because I also like bagles.
oh, using teeth can be very effective if you’re trying to bite it off.
and it’s kegels, i think. kegels and bagels. that’s a good breakfast.
oh, unless you were talking about pronunciation. in which case, i have no clue. i always say “kiggles.” because i also like giggles.
i say keegals. that’s how the hoohah doctor pronounced it when i was all sorts of knocked up.
Kegel exercise /ˈkeɪgəl, ˈki-/ Pronunciation Key - [key-guhl, kee-]
#28 ilnazhad- COMIC GOLD.
Congrat to the winners!!! :-)
To the rest of you, why do kegels or even bother to try to pronounce them? Just find BIGGER PARTNERS.
(Irish carbombs are kicking the old crone ass. I hope my broom has GPS navigation.)
If it is Butt Kegels wouldn’t it be Bugels?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, il just killed me dead, You farkers. Good times, good times. I’ll have to go peep at the Kristin sex tape. She seems like she would be boring. But sometimes it’s the quiet one’s that are all freaky like that.
Well, done on the Commies. This week left me satisfied. It was almost Whitney good. I just feel bad business had to put his small penis issues out for everyone to see.
*slams door*
Fuck you all!