The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Best Typo: Elle

does anyone have anything better to do, than to talk crab about other people.

Angriest Opponent of Scientology: Sasha

And with that, I bid farewell to Mollygood. If there’s anything worst than a Scientologist, it’s their ill-informed apologists and defenders who compare it to other religions. I think I’ll visit your sponsors today and see if you can’t feel a slight pinch in your pocketbook.

Most Likely to Be an ArcLight Employee: John Austin

Deimos - its not stupid.
By coming in late you are ruining the experience for other customers who actually came to the movies on time.
There is nothing worse than someone coming in late - having to crawl across you to get to their seat and then spending the next few minutes asking their friend in a loud whisper … “what happened here - why is he doing that - whats going on”

As for the original poster - Whitney - you’ll be pleased to know that the Arclight does indeed put people out for talking / cackling / making noise.

Thats why its such a popular venue - they make sure its a great experience from start to finish. I won’t watch a movie anywhere else.

Most Ironic Use of the Word "Prejudice": kissmyivoryirishass

PREJUDICE MOTHERFUCKER…HIS WHITE GRANDMOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN TARED AND FEATHERED…THEN SHOT.

Best Reference: EsquaredMom

It’s like in True Lies when Jamie Curtis goes from frumpy to sexy with just a little water in her hair.

Weirdest Nipples: Lily the Pink

Mine look exactly like Mikhail Gorbachev’s port wine stain, but my left is a perfect mirror image of my right.

Comment of the Week: staff sergeant c

i’m a soldier in baghdad right now and contrary to popular opinion, we want peace. most of us sit in silence at bad decisions and mistakes that are made - that WE must ultimately pay for…but it’s our job to serve and we try to do it honorably.

every day we walk on unfamiliar land and sleep under unfamiliar stars…and we know that at ANY time, regardless of where we are stationed, big base or small combat out post, we can be killed in an instant.

we also have no idea how this will end - when this will end. but what we do know is we need your support and we need to know people are thinking of us. People say they support the troops - but HOW are you supporting us?

Do something tangible to help. It truly does wonders. You would be surprised how appreciative hardened soldiers can be.