The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Scariest Talk from a Self-Proclaimed Mother: YerMom
Children are like blood sucking leeches, except rather than suck your blood they suck up your energy and patience. I would compare it to having your soul sucked out through the top of your head.
Best Observation About Perez Hilton’s 30th Birthday Party: Julia
That bitch Castro didn’t RSVP, but I guess it’s okay, since he’s dead.
Most Disturbingly Knowledgeable About Celebrity Litigation: Ashamed off the law
is this the same Alison Silva who is ALSO suing Keanu Reeves because he claims Keanu bumped him with his car? Wow. People like this need to be deported. Just trying to make easy bucks by going after celebs any way they can.
Best Name/Advice: stopgivingtheseidiotsmoney
Comment of the Week: Danny
Most Irritating, Useless, Unnecessary, Unwanted, Moronic, Obvious Goddamn Spam: Elle
while this board is filled with random posts, does anyone know whats going on with kim kardashian? i keep seeing things on tv about her old marriage and OJ.. whats all that about?
Kindest Emo Basher: ashe
“Emo” is trying to copy punk and putting a less-than-goth spin on it. As for the “thought process” of “an emo”, there is none. It is an anti-thought. Kids mentally stuck in their early teens refusing to progress in life and look up and grow up.
Editor
Good ones this week, I think. I’m sensing that Cord is perhaps not happy with Elle’s Kardashian obsession…yea, I like to think it’s an obsession, rather than spam. It’s funnier that way.
Then I apologize for saying you were an accomplice (Luz).
And congrats commie winners.
omg i got comment of the week! consider me humbled.balloons and confetti just fell down from the ceiling, and i dont even know how!
Condrats to the winners!!
i thought elle was a spammer too, but then sometimes she doesn’t talk about the kardashians. she’s a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, drizzled in los angeles bullshit and tomfoolery.
oh…Luz, I assumed Elle WAS Kim Kardashian.
Even funnier. But sad. But mostly funny.
And Cooter - I appreciate and accept you apology. Shit, I fucking hate the Kardashians. They are as vacuous as Paris Hilton.
or even *your apology
Kids as soul suckers? Hmmmm, maybe not. Energy & patience suckers, well…yeah. My nieces have been here all day, so sue me.
My little soul sucker is flattered, now she wants some candy. I love two year olds.
In her defense, sitting through an episode of The Kardashians is much more of a soul sucking experience.