The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Best Allusion: Outofrange331

This reaches an HR Pufnstuf level of trippy.

Meanest Compliment: stopthemadness

oh, i love sjp too. she’s weird looking, but good weird looking, i think. she’s 40 something. she looks good, if you ask me.

Wisest Words: queencrone

(Slobs are good in bed)

Foulest Burps: maria

I just thought of a great party idea, Samosas and Mimosa’s, whaddayathink?

Comment of the Week: iadoreamore

how are kids supposed to afford cigarettes on their allowances now?

Most Literal Definition of “Fat Sacks”: Lisa (#1)

Four words: elephantiasis of the scrotum. Rap hop is very concerned with water bourne parasites. Sug, I’ll be over after work.

Worst Math: no more the Hills! (mae)

The Smiths = Good.
Morrissey solo = Bad. Over.Rated.