The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Worst Naomi Campbell Diss: Kc

She is old!!!!!!!! [Ed Note: It's Naomi Campbell, you can do better than that.]

Most Obvious Spam: amanda

Ok, so he may have some history - but let’s admit Brody is gorgeous and I would love to win a date with him too!! I found out the party is somewhere in chicago at a place called mcfaddens..???

and from the same IP address, under the name jackie l.:

yeah, i head it was at mcfaddens too! I’ve been there and its awesome fun! I would buy tickets even if I were just going to party with him there!

Most Rational: Lily the Pink

Words only have the meaning we ascribe to them. When someone uses one in a hateful way it usually means they’re an asshole, not that the word is bad. I say we take back the power of these words rather than trying to purge one every time it hurts. People will always try to offend through words. If we remove every word someone finds offensive we’re eventually going to be left with a very thin dictionary.

Most Irrational: Queen Elizabeth III

America’s silent war with Israel is well represented by the Jews Adnan in his grenade shirt and his Jew buddy Kathy with her color-coordinated outfit that was chosen to match Adnan.

Israel is at war with non-Jewish Americans from the inside. Israelis are slaughtering Americans in plain view and Americans are taking it lying down.

Examples are the death by poisoning of Anna Nicole Smith and the poisoning of Britney Spears who her kidnappers planned to operate on while she was in a drug induced coma. Heath Ledger was likely murdered by Jewish doctors who entered his apartment. If the paparazzi snuck cocaine into his system to get rich off of him then, it’s possible that some Jews killed Heath because he mocked the sociopathic mass murderer Larry Silverstein, a Jew, who attacked us with nukes on 9/11.

Our government has been overrun by Jews who are killing semitic Iraqis and who plan to murder semitic Iranians next. Our congress is mostly a Jew cabal. They want to kill semites in the middle east but hide behind our backs and use our soldier s to do their dirty work so they can continue to be seen as weak picked-on pathetic victims - the image they contrived to brainwash us all to not speak of Jews and their dirty deed done dirt cheap. They get a bargain by using our soldiers and robbing our stocks and treasury in order to fight their never-ending religious war. Theirs is not a religion, it’s as sick belief system that fosters and promotes hatred of all non-Jews. Their religious texts claim that all others will kill them. They preach this to their children from birth. That’s what makes men like Stern and the Jew who poisoned Britney do what they do. They are bred through their religion to hate whites. When a Jew kills others and rob them it is praised by Israeli Americans and by Israel because it makes them feel as though they are winning their war against us and taking over from within.

Americans, get united and get organized. Don’t take this assault on us by Israeli-Americans lying down. It’s a war for sure but only real Americans are dying. Israelis are leeches getting stronger by robbing us in every way. Their loyalty is only toward that fly speck of land on the mediterranean coast where they are pushing further into Lebanon, Jordan and Egypt. They want to expand by stealing our soldiers as the Jew Kissinger, head of state under Nixon, did in the 70’s. He stole our soldiers and we fought and die because of his treasonous actions. He robbed us and usurped our government and ruined Nixon in order to empower Israel. He went to Jew reporters of the Jewish controlled mainstream media and told them Nixon spied, when it was his Jew advisor who planned the spying in order to ruin Nixon and make Nixon look like the bad guy. The Jew Kissinger is the bad guy. It’s the same thing with Adolf. Adolf’s Jewish advisors were responsible for the concentration camps. His Jew advisors (like Eckhart as one example) told him when to invade Poland, when to invade France and England. They did it to enrich Jewish bankers. A Jewish bank was the main profiteer of WWII but Jews won’t let you talk about that or they’ll call you an anti-semite and form a cabal to attack and belittle you. They don’t want you to expose their duplicity, lies or crimes against humanity. It’s a mind f*ck. They f*cked us over and continue to f*ck us over. That’s how men like Katzenberg and Eisner, CEO of Disney can pull off massive thefts where Katzenberg walks away with 200 million dollars from Disney without doing any work. But if employees are five minutes late they are given a pink slip. It’s that kind of slavery that Jews are famous for. But you aren’t supposed to talk about it or they’ll form a cabal and harass you. They only get away with this because they bribe others, they control the courts, they have formed a cabal in Congress to control the judges and help Jewish attorneys favor Jew criminals such as Pellicano and his many fat ugly Jew clients of Hollywood who hired him to make death threats to women and others who are suing Jews for their many atrocious crimes.

Truth be known. Fight back.

Veritas

Soberest Response to the "Demon Goat": Kevin Foster

It has cyclopia also known as cyclocephaly or synophthalmia. This is a very rare form of holoprosencephaly. It is a birth defect caused by a genetic mutation and is always fatal, usually within just few minutes or a few days of birth.

This happens to human beings and to all mammalian species, but is extremely rare, thank goodness.

Best Example of Why We Don't Go Out: mole

i don’t i disagreee i think its very stupid and you homos actually waist your gay ass time writing this shit… its called going out you lonely fat sacks of shit ow….

Fucking What???

I have aleins and roses for you ass. and $5

Greatest Explanation of "Turdblossom": DaisyDoodle

Shame on Bush for letting Larry the Cable Guy script his life.