The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
The Odd But So Agreeable We Made It a Post Prize: ghostgirl
Miss B is a no talent hack! The only thing worse than her you tube tumble,was the horrific music playing at her (and I use this term loosely) CONCERT! She sucks-get lessons from Janet Jackson and Madonna,in these areas-performing,singing,dancing,fashion(FIRE YOUR MOM DAMMIT!!!!!)
Fuckin' A Rightest: thebeachedwhale
Cord, your intelligence and wit is lost on the masses.
Most Confusing, Backwoods Expression: rakemama
…Fred Goldman has been whipped through Hell with a buzzard gut.
Best Train of Thought: rockymountaingal
So the lying, stealing, magilla gorilla spawn bile dispenser is angry because someone in his blighted mind unfairly received a “do over” on a crappy celebrity contest? “Cunt” it is!
Scariest Explanation for an Animal Fur Throw in a Bathroom: Other Karen
If you spend a lot of time in it, why not? People hire decorators for rooms they never go into.
Best Response to a Scary Explanation for an Animal Fur Throw in a Bathroom: james_boston
and people wonder why al qaeda wants us all dead.
Worst Comparison: evil twin
This is the equivalent of Tim McVeigh laying a wreath on the Federal Building site in Oklahoma City.
Editor
And evil takes the day again!
And Bunnie sneaks in a not-so-humble gag fast for himself.
it's about time! i didn't get a nom but that's ok. evil forever!
Thanks so much for once again singling me out for your scorn. It means so much, coming from you.
Kisses,
evil twin
Ignore, Alienate, and Disappoint.
Ha ha ha Sar. I hope he is wearing a furry hat.
Night ladies. I will have to comment waaaay more (well, at all) for this week's bid. Ta!
And our aasinations were all for naught.
Oh no they weren't. I can see the ass marks on him from here.
I'm kind of wondering why I was so impatient to see these. Other than evil being singled out once again, that was completely anti-climatic.
yeah commies. boo i got passed over again. (it's the hippie thing isn't it? i TOLD you i bathe!)
Asses 1, Cord 0
The asses have spoken. I feel this is blatant hagisim.
Sugar you DO have the best haikus though! Cord doesn't like my commies. I'll have to up the fark and midgets this week! Toodles hags!
It almost wasn't even worth the Asspercreme.
Plus, Evil and James have both said things 50 times as brilliant as the ones that got picked.
This is shitter than the Oscars.
The Commies were LAME this week, mine included. After all the hilarious shit we say all week, THIS is what we get? I feel let down. Not to diss other winners, but still, this feels like a let down.
Where's Gaycrest?
Rakemama's hell/buzzard comment deserved the spot. The rest, well, I think it's all politics. And New York Snobbery.
I demand a recount. Assuming of course, the Mollygood/Jossip staff votes on these.
How about letting us vote on the Commies from now on, Cord? You can nominate three, and let us have a write in and vote for the best ones.
Yeah and he can let us know who won at the same time he announces HOYS Winners (never)
Or the same time he posts the confirmation of Halle Berry's pregnancy.
I feel there might be some hanging chads out there.
Evil I like your thinking…a poll of some sort. To vote on, not dance on.
If I didn't love all my hags and nasty rags, I would have to take my wit elsewhere, to be properly appreciated. But, suck it, Cord, you're stuck with me.
Hag-you-verymuch evil :)
FIRST!
I hagged the time of my life.
My theory: Bunnie fully realizes that evil can outsnark him any day of the week and twice on Sunday, and all while maintaining a lightheartedness and never taking things too seriously, so he attempts to smack her down.
It ain't gonna work.
It's a snark off.
So we're sticking it out with Bunnie?
Ok fine, I don't suppose Brini Maxwell has a blog anyhow.
Aw…you guys really do love your haggy evil girl, don't you? That means more than any backhandedly nasty "award" from Mr. Jefferson.
I'm not sticking it out with Bunnie. I'm putting up with Bunnie in order to stick it out with you fine people. And rachel.
There is so much love for evil.
Sorry Mr. Jefferson.
WOOOOO!!!!
I am for real.
Where's Garcon, I need some iced and and, miss him.
awwwww that WAS touching Kitchy.
you are such an inspiration. fuck tuesdays with morrie.
What Sar, your touching, Kitchy?
Let's toast each other Tom-ba Juice.
CHEERS!
Juju, quiet. Terrence is calling and has a box of diaper wipes in his hand.
Cheers :)
L'Chaim, Salud, Cheers, and…
Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. If by chance, we disagree, we won't be shitty about it like Cord always is.
Don't remind me.
Cher!
Did you just call me Cher?
Well ladies, I shall now call it a day. I love you all, even juju, and I shall see you tomorrow for more snarking and Tom-ba shots.
Until then…
FIRST, bitches!
I thought she was claiming her for sex.
BALE!
No, I just prefer, Cher to Cheers. She just wowed me so at her farewell concert. The first farewell tour that is. She's had about 3. I pay hommage to you, Cher. Everytime I drink.
At least she didn't call you Shirley.
Hasta la fark to you ho bags.
I'm gone too but you know I won't be able to stay away long.
{(_ | _)} DRIVEBY PAMPERED ASSING.
BREASTMILK!!
Until tomorrow, then. Adieu..
Don't forget to watch Heros. Let's see if we can pick out who Hayden's sleeping with next.
Fark out.
Ps. I was disspointed in the heroes premiere. I did enjoy seeing a half naked and wet Milo. Too bad we had to wait till the end to see it. I just wish he'd stop talking out the side of his mouth.
Thanks for the support, Sar. My great-granny, who was in fact very backwoods, used to frequently use that expression to describe herself. She had 17 kids, 44 grandkids, and 98 great-grandkids. I imagine she often felt that way!
I've given up and am going to fill the bitter bith spot previously reserved for Rachel. I do hope that you losers get Commies for your classic butt art, though. NOW FUCK OFF BECAUSE NOT ON INTERNETS GOOD REASON'S TO WASTED YOUR LIFES ON THAT AND YOUR ALL OLD AND CANT' HAVE BABY NO MORE. How'd I do? Maybe a stale omelete will help me get into character.
Careful, lale. Don't forget to put smiley faces. Like this… ;)
i don't know how to feel about heroes anymore after last night. however, i will continue to watch it. i think it's pretty stupid that someone with superpowers is being held prisoner by handcuffs…..he has freaking superpowers! if i had superpowers they wouldn't be able to keep me locked in a storage unit with handcuffs.
Plus I feel bad about making fun of Rachel, since she seems to be normal now. I miss angry, fat Rachel. Just like I miss angry, fat America.
Word, Deimos. It's like superman. How can you a-holes not tell it's the same dude. Fly, bitch.