The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
A little confused on the meaning of "mythology": Elizabeth
I LOOOOVE 300 because that’s how it really was back then, if you study Greek Mythology you’d see
Most practical: stopthemadness
i won’t believe it until i see it on entertainment tonight.
The same question we ask ourselves every day (OK, not really): tangotilltheyresore
when is acid going to make a come back? it was so much more fun than e, and it didn’t make you want to have sex with ugly people.
Most impressive knowledge of Dr. Drew: adeline.jane
it wouldn’t matter if someone called in with depression, sexual dysfunction, or a true love of knitting, dr drew will ask you if you were molested by your father as a child. and when you say no, he’ll ask you if you’re sure. then he’ll ask if maybe you were molested by your uncle.
Best description of my weekends: queencrone
BB&B- I can understand assaholigish, just enough to get by, and, more importantly, to refuse that drink so that I don’t have to make the small talk, or dance with them.
Oh my GOOD LORD, when you accept a drink from a fluent assaholigsh, they what you to dance with them. True story. They dance terribly.
Winner of the new Kanye West shoe line slogan: ilnazhad
GIVE SUCH DOPE KNEE SUPPORT THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO ICE YOUR KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY DON’T HURT WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT
Most enticing airline: Keeblerkahn
That humming sound you hear in the background is Britney’s crazy engine spooling up. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened and tray tables in the upright position. The shit will hit the fan momentarily.
Editor
I love you all.
Congratulations!
whitney, i have a sneaking suspicion you gave me this commie as a birthday present, but no matter! i'll take it!
i'm 34, i'm drunk, and i won a commie on my birthday.
win, win, and WIN!
Woo. Good job, Commie winners.
Woo, STM, go you. I wish I could've won a commie on my birthday.
At least MollyGood was kind enough not to even post any entries on my birthday. They took the day to celebrate me. Thanks, Mollygood.
Whitney should have awarded herself a Commie for being so good, her posts are almost prosaic. Nobody is as sharp sending up celebrities as Whitney,except for me that is…Percy Stilton-celebrity blogger …making Perez look like a pussy.
Happy B-day, STM! I hope you are having a drank to celebrate your triple victory! (Yes, I realize it is 10 AM, and yes, I meant to spell DRANK!)
Congrats to all the commie winners! I almost peed my pants when I read KK's original comment.
I humbly accept my Commie and would like to dedicate it to Ranae Shrider, Mini Me's sexy time partner. The mental images you have placed in the collective conscience with your description of Vern crawling up your legs to your holiest of holy will surely haunt the nightmares of generations to come. I can only hope the 15 minutes of fame you garner will be enough to offset letting Vern skitter around your naked body.
Happy Birthday STM ^^
I wrote better shit than that! *stomps off*
Keebler brings the thunder on a daily basis. We're all better hags for it.
Thanks for the birfday wishes and birfday dranks.
Aw. And she posted them after her regular hours, too. Thanks, Whitney.
thank you for allowing me to bring some class and respectability to the commies with my enlightened observation about the popularity of certain recreational hallucinogenic drugs.
GOOD JOB EVERYONE!! I am a little tardy because I have been under the weather. What a nice suprise to convalesce to!
Just remember, bad weekend experiences can be fruitful in other ways, later. Time will tell.
For me, it's a commie. (Yeay!)
For other young talented folks like Whitney, it can mean a novel. A novel can turn into a screenplay. A screenplay can turn into a summer Blockbuster. Americans will plunk down good money for a good romantic comedy/tragedy. :-)
Stay hydrated.