Most Pathetic Response to Yet Another Set of Awards With Not Even an Honorable Mention: Lale.

"sigh."

Still being shunned for last weeks assing, jujubees.

Here, here.

I don't like the commies anymore. (goes away to pout)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh. My. God. I am a winner.

Noted Mollygood Poster, Courtney.

i guess cord likes the fact i don't know who the hell miss j is. yay for me!

I don't know why, if I'm not welcome here, someone doesn't just send me an e-mail saying, you're not welcome here. It's because I comment on everything and I'm a potty mouth and a southerner and a Christian isn't it. Fucking, comment phobic, religious, regional, discrimination.

yeah I liked that one deimos lol

im glad that hte hammer won - thats hilarious.

Well registering didn't help. Dammit… now I have to work at being creative, witty or incoherant.

or ignorant…it's bliss you know. ;)

I've heard that!

I blame, April. Wasn't she going to make some kind of you tube appeal for us? Or was that, Sar? REPERATIONS!

I blame George. He seems to be the go to person for all such things. El nino, Katrina, Kanye…all G Dub's doing.

sar,

You're not welcome here.

Best,
Kitchy

Seriously Kitchy?

No.

C'mere. Let's make out.

Get us some naked George Clooney pictures and all is well. None of him eating poop.

I am taking my ball and going home.

i was not going to do that - so dont blame me.

also naked george is too filthy now… shit eating grin.. naked reynolds

congrats courtney and demiose - also the hammer great quote.

Don't hurt em hammer.

WooHoo! My losing streak is still intact! If nothing else, I am consistent.

You and me both, bedbugs. Tom-ba shot?

Sar,

I think it's because you poop.

In rehab,
BeAd

I had a strong start but I've lost the magic. I'm a washed up has been. I'll be starting my downword spiral in exactly 10 seconds.

Save a spot for me BeA. I'll be there shortly after my drunken car chase with no pants on.

I don't poop! I never said I poop! Why me!

Starting the random pee tests in 5, 4, 3, 2….

I told you guys I would be blacklisted this week.

It feels so good to be right. That's winning enough for me. Congrats to this week's winners!

The pee test is today? Damnit, what about shrooms? Those are kind of natural.

I hate those winners

Wait, if the pee test is today, I'm going to lose custody of my kids.

Join the club.

Ladies, you're supposed to put on your best beauty pageant faces. Look happy for the winners. Don't make me come round with the Vaseline.

Wait, are we allowed to pee even if we can't poop? I'm confused.

I already put Preparation H on my teeth!!

Oh wait. I think that's supposed to go under the eyes.

Screw that. I'm kickin a ho and taking a crown. Who's with me?

Stop kicking me.

Ouch! I'm with you, promise.

My bad. I got all Pat Benatar there for a second. Stand up and face the enemy. It's a do or die situation.

WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE!!

'Kickin a ho and takin a crown' sounds like it could be a summer rap anthem.

We will be INVINCIBLE!

Fair is fair, Mr. Pyatt. Fair is FAIR!

That, amongst other reasons, is why I love Kitchy so damn much.

Is it wrong that I liked william's Van Halen quote? Just because it was SO FUCKING STUPID????

Juju you're Miss Frickin Congeniality in my book.

Putter, you're bleeding!

When can I get a diaphragm?

I'll try to forgive you for that Be A, I really will.

BeA are you calling me fat? That's the award for the fat girls. '

I have The Legend of Billy Jean on vhs. And yes, I still have one of those. It's not like it's a betamax.

I know I know…Who's putter????

I still have a VHS, too. It's a combo with a DVD player, but only because a few years ago my son put a sandwich into the plain VHS player.

Oh, Be A. How you disappoint me.

No way juju. Gwen Stefani doesn't have shit on my juju. Master cleanse, my ass.

Seriously, kickin a ho and taking a crown SHOULD be a summer rap song…(BeAd off to find suitable interchangeable lyrics…)

Oh, no. BeA. This movie has it all. Not to mention Christian Slaters greatest movie roll next to Heathers.

PLEASE DO. The hags are in desperate need of a theme song. The A-Team theme is not going to work.

What was the DJ movie with Slater? Pump up the Volume? I thought that was good too.

Did Christian Slater have any good roles other than Legend of Billie Jean and Heathers??

Oh yeah. Pump Up the Volume was decent.

And that one with Tara Reid…

I'm ashamed I know the movie you speak of. Alone in the dark. Straight to Sci Fi channel.

At least you don't have erotic dreams about Horatio.

That's true. I have some pride left.

RE: Hag theme Song

Does it have to be an existing theme song for a t.v. show? Although the A-Team is the best of the music-only themes, if it has been nixed, I submit the Knight Rider theme song. It is easy to make bitch-face to.

You know, this may become my motto in life.

I just found out I have a brain tumor and six months to live. My insurance lapsed so I have no cash to pay for treatment. My 14-year-old just told me she's pregnant and not sure who the father is. My husband's sleeping with his personal trainer, who's a man.

But at least I don't have erotic dreams about Horatio.

Someone Haiku: The Commies

Cord Jefferson Sucks.
Yeah, he really really sucks.
The Commies suck, too.

Ha. There's the rub.

You just need to be able to work in the phrase, Kickin a how and takin a crown. Anyway to do that with the Miami Vice Theme? I just like to say, Jan Hammer.

YEah Kitchy but you need to say it with the same Horatio monotone voice.

So…Putter is from Alone in the Dark??? I'm confused. I've stared at that movie cover many a lonely Sat. night and wondered about it…now I know….between Tara Reid and Kitchy's endorsement, I've gotta see it.

ok ok ok so i know that cord's choice of comments is often odd when there are so many other gems, but i dont htink the commies suck. they are still good comments especially the hammer's

I think the Commies started out really really good but the last two weeks read more like Bunnie's just grabbing shit at random and slapping a title on it rather than putting any effort in.

kitchy- agreed.

Let's boycott him. I don't mean we won't visit the site. We just won't masturbate to Cord's photos for a week.

Putty is from, The Legend of Billie Jean and Tara is in, Alone in the Dark. By the by, Putty is also the voice behind Bart Simpson. True story.

Il, I prommise to cut down to once a week.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I couldn't take it

I don't think I can go a whole week.

kitchy- NOT YOU,TOO!

Anyhow, Cord is actually an asshole. Rememeber when seyour wanted a birthday "best" and we all asked him to give seyour one and he didn't because he is such a good sport. But seeing the choices he made on this weeks commies.. I don't think he reads many of the posts.

I feel just like Heather on Rock of Love. I opened up my heart up and he took advantage.

I gave him my heart and be gave me a pen.

Cord doesn't go out with girls like you. He's a brain.

Bunnie lies… when he cries.

wow, jujubees.. who was that targeted at?

Me! I'm Lloyd Dobler. I'm into kick boxing. Have you ever heard of kick boxing, sport of the future? I can see by your face no.

aw, to love you is to know you =)

your eyes.. the light the heat.. your eyes.. i am complete…

I totally screwed that up. I mean, to know you is to love you. I just got to know you.
right?

anyhow, that movie was pretty lame.

Being the optimistic existentialist that I am, I look to that great sage, Edna Mode, for words of inspiration, "I never look back, Darling! It distracts from the now!"

Oh my gosh! I won a Commie! Hooray!

LOL Il. That's the problem with quoting old movies. It can take a awhile for the quotes to sink in.

Come on, Cord. You could've left in the part about my long-term platonic crush on you.

We wouldn't have judged you - everybody wants love.

I won a Commie, too! On my first ever comment. Now I'm really hooked.