The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

Knowledgeable enough to run for VP: sar

The 11rd Amendment says you don't have the right to get people's shit all cocked up over false allegations of terrorism.

Favorite new word: killorn

What's up with People getting all the gay scoop? Seriously, they have a homonopoly.

Best reminder of why we don't want to live in a TMZ-less world: mirsada

Oh no where will i now go to see celebrities eating hotdogs on the street? and am i not entitled as a human being to live feed at a dead celebrities funeral?! what is the world comeing to?

Most prepared to deal with the devastated Claymates: poo

Trauma centers for Claymates are being set up at Baskin Robbins locations nationwide.

There's also a 24-hour help line with specially trained counselors on staff: 1-888-GAY-CLAY

Best glimpse into the mind of Sarah Palin: em

Q: What's the best way to shoot a wolf?
A: From a safe distance in a plane after making it run in knee-deep snow for an an hour when it's almost dead anyway

Best idea of the week (although she probably already has): Stoney

I'd like to spend a day as Sarah Palin and shoot myself in the crotch.

Classy guy with a classy name: pussy dick cock fuck shit

Why do people like to talk so much shit? SO the trick went wrong. He's doing a free show, trying to be entertaining. LIke this asshole named "BLUE" had anything better to do for two hours? It's suppose to be "FUN" — it's "ENTERTAINMENT" — you didn't fuckin pay for it, you asshole. I'll remember to get online and talk shit about you next time you mess up my order at Taco Bell.. That goes for all you assholes in here, including Whitney who posted this.