I lost brain cells reading Reba Rae - good job!

r u shure that's not reba mcentire?

you pepole are disscusting!!!you nos that john mcain and sarah pallin are the rite chosie for this cuontry but youall is suporrtinga terrist like obamma!!!youmake me so mad i coud spit tax!!!why dont you go live ina a terrist county like spainn!!!i wachd ellizebith hellsebek on the vew to day and she made me prod to bean american agian!!!not like you unpartio8itic treesins!!!elizabuth is reele smart and she cares abuot the 6pak pepole like me and my fammilys!!!not lilke obamma whos an eltitists andwho drinks latays and drives a forgrain hybird car!!!youall are be sory wehn john mcain wins and makesyou libs all ileegle!!!hahahahaha!@!!!!

and thankyou for the awarrd!!!

Seriously, Reba, does your head hurt after you write?

woo!! im honored. can i put this on my resume?

Wow. Thanks, peeps! And thank YOU, Sarah Palin, for the material. *WINK* (In my head she's winking back at me and going "YOU BETCHA!", but then I remembered I'm a woman who believes in NOT supporting batshit insane governors who want to make rape victims pay for their own rape kits, so…there goes that fantasy).

reba rae! hoorae!!!

congrats hags and others!!

Congrats to cait, em, spottsy, and sugar magnolia!

And special congrats to STM from your number one fan!!!

And congrats to Reba! (I hope Dayl comes to his senses and brings back your Camaro along with a carton of Parliaments, a case of MGD, and a full tank!)

HUZZAH COMMIES!

Everyone did a splenda job! ;)

CHEE-AHS AND CONGRATS! :-D

I only skimmed the comments but I think congrats to stm, em, and batshit?

Congrats to all…even the crazy ones. :-D

Umm… 3 and 9?

Reba is a troll people.

what you say? reba rae is is the bastard love child of Awesome and Kick Ass and resides at the intersection of OMG St. and Pwnd Blvd.

delete an "is" and that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!

Ruuuuuun for your liiiiives! Reba is a Troll People!!!!

Reba is the bestest kind of troll there is… the kind that sometimes forgets which handle they're posting under! :)

btw i just saw somewhere that anne hathaway just signed on to alice in wonderland. oh god, she makes the most surprising career choices!

Just because Reba Rae's trailer became unmoored and rolled under the bridge is NO reason to call her a troll. Honestly, people, have a heart! And right after her beloved Dayl left her, too. SMH.

The last comment is what i like to call the nail in the coffin.

I like to call it the coffin on top of Reagan's coffin.

Poo - I love you. Can we get (birth adopt WHATEVER) and name it reba. I won't sue for childsupport

reba is proving that all repubs really ARE monogloid inbreed rejects. she dun is edumacated y'all!

Not that I'm a staunch supporter, but the whole "rape kit" issue is null and void. Most counties, cities charge the rape kit to the victim. It is a line item on the invoice to their insurance company. If they don't have insurance, the kit shows up on the statement, but it is usually written off in the end. It's very sad but true. Insurance companies and/or the families of murder victims still incur charges for their medical treatment. In regards to these rape kits, it's no different. Check your own county's policy. Someone has to pay for the medical equipment/services. They've even been charged to Medicare/Medicaid.

Also, frieghteningly, I was listening to an old speech given by JKF in Dec '62 and he's calling for the same tax plan that McCain is pushing for. The measure was passed and the country bounced back from their own economic recession. Maybe we should learn from this.

Also, now I feel dirty talking about rape kits and anything good about Old and Crazy. I'm going to now have to drug myself into oblivion.

Reba Rae,
Are you a current product of "no child left behind?" You poor thing.

After reading that I think I might be having a siezure.

Shouldn't we be acknowledging that poo is in fact Reba? And dammit Cait, the ass zoming comments were part of MY brilliance.

*stalks off bitterly*

Woo woo! Congratulations everyone!

Reba Rae, will you mother my children?

I'm thrilled that my ass has been referred to in superlative terms.

Gladow will be so proud. ;)

P.S. My ass and its stick are running for president in 2012. I'm pretty sure my ass is more articulate and debate-forged that Sarah Palin's naughty wink.

Fluffy T~
Here's to you being gang raped by 60 mangy timber wolves in Ketchikan Alaska! And No I wont pay for your State of Alaska Forest Service Wildlife rape kit…
Please send pics of your Canis Lupus Pambasileus Bukke! Good times

aw why stop there? let's save even more gov. money by charging muder victim's families for the forensic testing too! i mean if you get it with the wiener or knife who cares…
same thing in the end..

Clicke on me namee you can see fluffy t on the bottomee

My ass could definitely win a debate with Palin. *eats beans*

Wow! You guys really can't handle any information different from what you believe, can you? Such vitrol. I really couldn't care less about what you think of my post. 1) You can all do research into the practices in your own county/city. 2) You, too, can replay JFK's speech I was referring to. You obviously know how to use Google. I have actually had to bill such items as rape kits during invoicing, so I'm not exactly pulling "facts" out of thin air. I didn't mean to upset your fragile little apple cart, but if you can't tell me why you believe what you do and back it up with facts to support it, I have nothing but sympathy for you. You are nothing more than the same kind of people of whom you poke fun. Don't try to beat me over the head with your mantra of tolerance and understanding if you won't even fathom that what I believe is backed up by facts I've researched and my own experiences. What kind of sad person are you to wish shame and harm to others? And yes, I too could win a debate with Palin. Unlike her, and you people here, I form my own opinions from facts and don't get them force-fed to me by the people others have told me are great.

I read Reba's post and she put the dumb in dumfounded. But I'd still go have some beers with her for shits and giggles.

I'm late to the commie party this week. Congrats to the winners. :)

dont cry for me Fluffy T….ina….
the truth is I mean to harm you,
not for your good days,
but your sad existence,
I'll learn to Goooooo….gle,
go drink your wolf sperm

WOW! I finally got a commie for being witty… not disgusting! Thanks!