The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
Focused on what really matters: kittenpaw
Full disclosure, I was raised Catholic but I haven't gone to church except for weddings for the past 20 years. I do have a certain respect for the Pope however. I don't agree with everything and it would be a stretch to ever think the Pope is going to accept gays and pre-marital sex, etc. But, the man has lived his life commited to God and is a peaceful person. Plus, he loves cats.
Most qualified to be a high school cheerleading coach: stopthemadness
i've got spirit fingers, but usually it's just the middle finger that is spirited.
Still not getting it: Matt
Isnt this a celebrity gossip site? Stop posting stuff about politics, you are only making yourself looking stupid.
Um, what?: Jamie
What if the word 'gay' is being used as a synonymn for 'merry' and not for 'homosexual'? Why does the homosexual community get to claim words that have traditionally held other meanings? It's just like how they stole the word 'lesbian.' Now all the people who live the island of Lesbos are automatically considered to be homosexual.
Classiest hag: jujubees
That's quite a clever way to display ones gross wealth. It's much classier than how I go around with money taped to my my clothes shouting, I'm rich, bitches. Thats how I like to display my benjamins.
Most "in" with what the kids are saying: Chelsea
I remember awhile back Kanye said the word bling was dead because wiggers used it. And then I wondered how we could kill the word wigger.
Oh, Jesus H. Christ, are you kidding me?: sue
I guess liberals carry bags that say 'real women kill their own children!'
Editor
Congratulations, all.
A special congratulations goes out to Matt, who inspired me to start commenting at a frequency I never expected. Kudos, my friend. Kudos. I wish you were still here and hadn't changed your handle three times already.
Good Commies this week! You all crack me up. Except for Sue and Matt.
oh come on, sue and matt made you snicker a little, i mean not with them, but certainly at them.
Congratulations to Sue and Matt. I can't think of anyone more deserving of this award.
Except Reba, and she's been away because Dayl came back and has treated her to a week in Branson, MO. She'll be back sometime this week.
Okay, yes. I had a cackle at their expense. But it's a really unattractive laugh, and I need to cut it out.
Congrats to all the winners, even Matt. :)
congratulations to raevyn, Chelsea, juju, and stm! congratulations in a special way to matt - i hope you break out in hives!
Even I, the token Repub/Libertarian on the site, laughed at Matt's comments.
Kittenpaw- I too am a recovering Catholic. Did not know he liked kitties. Score one for His Exaltedness!
Congrats to everyone! We all know, however, that the real winner here is Matt - of course he may never know that he won - he's too busy driving around the ghetto in his lamborghini laughing at all the poor "colored" children who will never have a 60" flat screen tv and a Polo shirt in every color ever made(with collar popped, of course).
You are not alone, BeAd, I am standing beside you.
i just laughed out loud at my own commie.
that's a first.
this pretty much made my day. it's been a craptastic day for ol' stopthemadness!
congrats to everyone. even the loons!!!
I guess us "Unaffiliated" stand alone. What's new?
Congrats, peeps. Y'all make my days better. And funnier. For serious.
Also…I can haz popemobeel? (That only works if you in fact have a picture of a cat in the pope-mobile, but eh.)
I miss juju, she needs to come around more often. She always makes me laugh up my beer.
The thing about watching Letterman is that I have to watch it on an American feed…which means American commercials…and the last three have been for hospitals. WTF??? Hospitals advertise? Weird.
Oh no no. I claimed the golf-cart eons ago.
Oh wait, is he not on tonight? Crap. That's a letdown. I stayed up past my bedtime for nothing.
in unity and chicken cutlets, we stand together…
I am desperately searching for a popmobeel
I will only relinquish the control of the pop(e)mobeel/golf-cart to Bill Murray. He knows where we are going. With this.
Good ones to all, except for matt and sue. No need to hate. And maybe Jamie too…although I don't know if she/he was hatin' or just questionin'.
Goonga galunga
saoll thanx ;)
Wow, so all I need to do to win a commie is devote my entire workday to MG–good to know. And yay! I thought my last commie would be my only one ever. Praise xenu!
Great, I made a typing error and you put it on display for everyone to mock at expense. Thanks Mollygood.com!
On a second note…is this some kind of record? Ones first ever comment on the site making the commies?
Shit! I did it again! Two posts up…*mock at my expense* ;)
He's back! And Matt, hopefully you've learned now that MG <3s the political stuff and won't stop posting it just because this is a 'gossip site'.
I'm going to go back to ignoring you now so that I can actually get some work done.
Chelsea - Swing from my johnson.
Because it is spindly and hook-like.
Welcome back, Matt. I've missed you. Hope that your Columbus Day long weekend was splendid!
paperback - It was. I saw Body of Lies over the weekend, it was a very good movie.
(belly laughing) I love you ALL! I don't know how I would ever get through my work day without your comments :)
Ah…the cocky homophobic 'tard is back. *sigh*
Matt, we're all pulling for a repeat this week.
And I'll swing from your johnson once the scabs have healed.
Oh, and since I already broke my vow of silence in regards to Matt in another post–
I'd swing from your johnson but it's too small to get a good grip.
Whenever someone says kudos it makes me hungry for those little delicious candy/granola bars. Mmmm kudos to all.
It's huge baby!
Matt-you just think it's huge because your hands are small and you have Mr. Magoo magnifying glasses on. Sorry buddy.
I love you QC… I just spewed burrito all over my monitor. Thank you, hag. Thank. You.
I CAN'T BREAAAAATHE. This thread is not only hilarious prime but if you know me than you know I can't resist a good scabby johnson joke.
And I had a spelling faux paux as well. But I don't give a shit because I proudly ignore my backspace button. I must now go back to working on my new exercise video. Swinging with the johnsons.