YES! My streak continues! *does the Cabbage Patch*

Phew.

yeah commies!

booo tourists!

Kitch are you jealous of seyore or what?!

Also for the record, I read it as "Breast Revalation." And also, of all the things I have said, THAT is what captures attention. True to the straight-guy m.o., breasts always get attention.

I am sort of jealous of Denise15.

Fuck you, Cord. denise15? Really? Now we'll never get rid of her.

All the kids in her homeroom are going to be so jealous

Don't you mean co-workers?

The tourists have won. Luckily a few hags made it in, which is a win for us all, no?

In some way I like to think it's Cords way of supporting us by putting their lameness out there for all to see. Yes, that's it, he loves us, he really does. Now I will go wait by the phone for that call that must be coming at any second.

ET: give denise15 her props. To create performance art like that - well, it must take a genius!

well since commies are finally up…

haiku!

oh yeah, that's what I meant…co…workers.
OMG LOSERS!! xxooXOXO :o)

Did he ever post the winning HOYS about Tyra? I know that was 5 years ago, but I'm still curious.

Oh man! who was it with the ":o)"s? That shit was bananas! If banans = farking annoying.

yay! my day just got better.

The only people I'm jealous of are the others who haven't won a Commie. I want to have the longest streak, and each week someone else ties me, my record is in jeopardy.

Lisa…

:oP

That guy drove me nuts

Am I a.a..a..tourist. I'm going to slit my wrist.

also, while we're talking about Tourists, remember Malren? And Chuck, the guy who didn't know about orgasms? **Memories**

I really can't believe no cooter songs were recognized, though.

That was some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are.

I was going to meantion the fun that was had by my name….oh hum

Seriously, he can't enjoy a cooter song? It was genius. I nearly pissed myself. Ok, maybe I did piss myself, a little'ish.

Man, when did I miss the cooter song? Link it up hags!

*meantion..um mention the computer had already
atean it when i noticed it….*aeten…ha ha

Ohhhhhhhh, Lisa 1. I wish I could remember which one it was. Who remembers? Cooter, you should remember. It should be marked as a Mollygood classic. I nearly fainted from laughter.

Sometimes I "meantion" something - usually to my slack ass co-woker to tell him how slow and lazy he is.

We carried cooteraoke into a couple different threads, and I no longer remember where it originated.

But Boner was brought up as well. So to speak.

Oh yes, it was a cooter kind of day.

I reeeeeally hate it when I am working from a Mac and cant access this site. Catching up is never the same as actually BEING there.

It must be chilly in hell right now. I's gotta me a Commie. :) I'm way to happy about this :)))))

*too*

congrats seyour

I've erased it from my memory…it was just so f-ing painful. You dont know what its like to be Cooter!

There, there, Cooter. Let me sing to you.

Cooter, it's me, your Jujubees, I've come home. I´m so cold,let me in-a-your window.

Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely,
On the other side from Cooter.

In your window, I don't really need that a.

Thanks juju. I thought "you left me..just went cooter need you most"

Yay! Awesome choices! I just realized that Jennifer's award was a big diss. Hahahaha. I can't believe Cord bothers reading all of our crap!

I'm looking for a new cooter baby a new cooter.

Kitchy, I was on even keel with you for that no-Commie record but alas the benevolent Gods chose today to show themselves.

And thanks yourmom.

Where's Sar? I need her to see with her own eyes. I's got me a Commie.

And a pretty good one at that…

Seriously, seyore, it was like a farking love letter. Are you going to kidd Cord in his face and make babies now?

Well, I think hell has frozen completely over and the ice caps are melting. My "loosing" steak is broken. And really now hags, would you want to be recognised for "The Worst Thing Written This Whole Week?" I couldn't imagine trying to top myself on that one every week. Oh, the humanity…
PS…Does this mean I'm off mute?

I'm partial to Denise. I find it funny she thought we are idiots but not know Wisconsin Ave. and Connecticut Ave. are not cities in middle america.

man, i must have missed patty's comment, that's pretty sad. you must have some serious issues if you believe that someone you've never met is your friend because they got screwed over by their husband. i think she may want to seek professional help.

I think can't believe that Denise didn't get my droll little comment.

She legit thought you were biffs.

Seriously, Denise should come back lots! Since we lost Marie/a (I cant remember which), we have been absent a resident crazy.

can i apply to be the new resident crazy? blissful ignorance is fun.

I don't know, do you have an imaginary office to work in?

Yes, also Dei, you need to have a hilarious blindspot for your own super ironic statements.

deimos can use my real office and just pretend to work here… least i can do after that tastey stolli and diet!

Deimos, you could never be as BFFy as Denise.

Just sayin'.

That is even more genius than a fake office. To be that kind of crazy you'll just show up at some random office and slack off. Brass cajones people.

i don't think i'm blonde/stupid enough to pull off resident crazy. plus i work in a real office that pays me real money so that puts me out of the running. stupid real job.

Omaha
somewhere in middle america
No cooter joke here

Bogus, Dei! Getting our hopes up and whatnot.

getting right to the heart of matters

great cooter, now i'm singing that song at my desk while my co-workers stare at me like i've just sprouted britney spears out of my head.

i can spout off randomness, i'm good at randomness.

Once you get the cooter in your heart. It's hard to get it out.

well someone should come hang out one day… there's an empty cube right behind me. I gaurantee that no one will notice till at least lunch time.

Praise Jesus! Do you have cooter in your heart?
Let me get an Amen!

i'll go hang out with you sugar. we can get drunk and talk about important things like posh's shoes. ;)

Have you ever considered the fact that YOU all might be crazy and you're just NOT IN TUNE with Denise because she's sane? LOOK IT UP!!!1111!!!1!!lolo!!!!1

As for kissing Cord, it's my policy to not put my lips anywhere near boys who are nicer looking than me.

coolio! just drive to indiana and hang a right. Ask for Lynn… they know me.

LOL, Deimos. I just had a flash back to my last real, "official", job. It was at this insurance agency and I shared a cubicle with this woman.

I admit there was some giggling involved. This check would talk at us through a slit and tell us if we didn't tone it down one day we would get reported.

Luckily our boss was some huge gorblock I think I saw 4 times while I worked there. Whenever someone was late to work she would delight in telling us how she's had the same Corolla for years. Over 100,000 miles and not one break down.

man, you're far, can't i just teleport?

chick, she was not as fun as a chcke. I'm leaving that.

you can certainly teleport if you choose. I'll clear a portal for ya'. If anyone is gonna show up let me know so I can stock the mini-fridge.

"if anyone ELSE is gonna…" (I shouldn't drink and type)

seyore: But he makes an ugiler woman than you, I bet - so you could make out if he were in drag. You know, if they gave him dark hair, he would have looked like Jaslene. Make-overs this week, w00t!

Did you see the Fly, true story.

Anyone else see Cord get called out? Although, what was used as evidence was misapprehended - but still. What fun!

BTW, since I am coming off as a sore loser (I am though), seriously, congrats to the week's winners…except Denise15. Fuck her.

hahaha, cord got on the shit list for saying women don't poop? that's great!

ET! J_b said to say hi. I guess he was looking for you today.

Cord better get on watching that German porn.

Aw, I did miss my hot gay shared boyfriend today.

Wow, a lot of Cord haters. But luckily nobody called his posters, ass clowns. That was save for the, Superficial posters. I don't think more than 3 of us could fit in an ass.

Depends on whose ass, really.

cord can take solice in the fact that they didn't refer to him as bunnieballs like the rest of us do.

night hags!

It was like he got his own commie.

I really like Jezebel's concept for their awards.

I wonder why that Jezebel article wasn't linked in "Lowest Common Denominators?" But, I really don't get how someone could think Superficial is great, witty, humourous etc., and think Cord is a jerk.
I Just think most of the Superficial posts are mundane and the commenters always seem to be fighting and calling each other names.

Wow, I just read the comments on the Paris thread. The nicest was, Top 5 veggi lickers. THey are pretty serious about their post placement.

I just wanted to thank you all for a good 20 minutes of entertainment with the Denise15 post. Effing hilarious. Damn kids.

bedbugs, I also live in MoCo (Did I really just type that?) Denise may be on to you though. Have you ever traveled out to the Poolesville area? Farmlife is abundant. And terrifying.

The Red Line doesn't go out to Poolesville. But yes, in that area up toward Fredneck, the sidewalk ends. And isn't there a "dry" town up there somewhere? Or is that an urban legend?