I love drunk babies. Janice, you still look so cute. Drunk and cute is hard to pull off. I'm still creeped out I may have dated myself at some point in my life.

Wow, I really have to track down a photo of myself and try this site out.

oh juju, you scare me. you're so pretty! slash screepy!

which is a combo of scary and creepy!!

I'm feeling a little like that dude from Silence Of the Lambs. It's so wrong.

the drunk baby wins it for me.

Drunk babies are awesome.

It's not like the commies at all. (Refering to the tag at the top)

At least with the commies, I get to feel like Sally Feild's comments while she accepted that presitgious award, for the day.

(Good taste prevents me from saying much at the time, but I am tickled down to my toes.)

It feels great to win a commie. :-)

Am I wrong?

Maybe it's more like the commies in reverse. Because you look super creepy and you get to live with the nightmare of what you look like as an ape.

Please do I part two of this for those of us who didn't get to send one in. I think it's cool to put faces to the names. Even if the face makes you shudder a little. Every time I read a comment from Janice or Jujubees I'm going to flashback to these photos.

I am off to try this right now, I was mildly curious yesterday but now I just have to! Wow!

Dang, now everyone is going to think I'm a transvestite.

Juju. If it makes you feel any better, I left a little something on your doorstep.

Was it a Hemingway Mojito?

If I want to see a super creepy me, I can look into the mirror in the bathroom.

I prefer to look at the pictures that I had made of myself a long time ago, before my face and boobies melted.

Thank you ever so much, just the same. :-)

I'd date you queen. Just take a look at my man picture and see if you're interested.

Those Hemingway Mojitos will kick your ass and make you a profound writer. True story.

I'd be a lucky bitch to have you jujubees.

I'd even know to make you Hemingway mojitos in a prompt manner.

I learned my lesson on slacking with the mojitos.

Always have one to hand over, and be preparing one to spare.

Life seems like a cruel taskmaster, but they are lessons well learned.

:-)

That dog-man morph has been floating around the web for well over year.

You are one hot man-bitch Juju!

Queen, since I've become a man I can tell you. Once the fruity alcoholic drinks are gone, it's time to move on. I think we all should try getting wasted on mojitos and see who writes the best novel. Or ends up in jail.

Look at it this way Juju, now that you have crossed the gender line you can walk into any public restroom and be out in under 2 minutes. No more waiting in line for the womens restroom for you sister, I mean brother. Welcome to the wonderful world of peeing anywhere and anytime you want.

I tried the "peeing anywhere and anytime you want" thing last weekend. I had just come out of the bar and wasn't about to wait 50 minutes in line to use the women's bathroom. So I did what I always do and copped a squat behind my car…apparently cops don't take too kindly to women peeing outside. I had an empty bladder but I also have a court date for August due to my "public urination".

i'm so proud, i've written a haiku for the occasion:

sexy monkey face
i have been immortalized
sick recognition

anime character? thats what i look like as a young adult!

Damn, Crumb. That's just harassment. It's not like you pee'd on his leg. He doesn't care you could have poisoned yourself by holding it in. I say you get yourself a doctors note. I can probably photoshop you something.

Well done Sara.

I miss the haiku contests. :(

Yay! These are awesome. Jujubees, you are one sexy bitch.

Yeah it was truly ridiculous. I got really irritated about it. I looked the cop in the eye and said "OH PLEASE! Like you've never whipped it out and publicly URINATED before". What I don't understand is why they had to give me a court date. Wouldn't it suffice to just give me a fine or something? I think they were trying to embare-ass (Ha!) me into not peeing outside anymore. I'm sorry but you'll have to do better than put my name in the court log to embarass me.
Oh and PS…Whilst I was "Publicly Urinating" the three cops it took to write me a court date were all staring at me the entire time. Hello sexual harassment!

I know I'm a bit late on this one, but I am using all my co-workers head shots to make them into awesome things. Thanks mollygood for helping me waste the rest of my afternoon!!

Thanks, Janice. That's actually, man bitch.

Ewww, Crumb, they watched? They couldn't have alerted you to their presence or give you a warning to avoid court date? Hey dudes, let's watch her pee and give her a ticket.