You know why employees shouldn’t keep blogs? Because inevitably their employers will find them, read them, and use them against their underlings. It’s the same reasoning why starlets shouldn’t keep diaries: Because federal officials might raid the home of your scandal-plagued ex-boyfriend, confiscate your journals, and then use your words to prosecute him for fraud. Such is the new saga for Anne Hathaway.
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This is why I write in code in my diaries. I always dot my I's with little hearts. It creeps cops out when a man does it.
Dear Diary
Iceman zebra foxtrot. The three legged squirrel rides at midnight. Beatlejuice morgage three-way. The next door necromancer wears three piece girls.
who keeps a diary after the age of fourteen anyway?
exactly what grown woman has a diary? grow up.
I'm not gonna lie - I keep a journal. I don't write in it regularly, but for someone who keeps their emotions and fears internal, it can be very therapeutic. But I dot my i's with circles… HEARTS are for fourteen year old girls.
I don't have a diary. If I want to express myself, I'll just drink like normal people.
HAHAH! Or, if you're me, you'll write in your journal while hammered and then not be able to read it the next day. Why do I admit these things?
The only difference between my blog and my old diary is that now my mom doesn't have to dig through piles of BOP magazines and diet coke cans to read about how utterly tortured my white, suburban middle class upbringing was.
Oh, and finally getting boobs helped.
AdAd and Mirsada…
People don't keep diaries after they are 14. This is because at 14, you are savvy enough to know how to blog.
killorn…get out of my brain!
Boobies make everything better. At least thats what my husband says.
blah, commie.
(if you get one, i get half.)
i think keebler's is commie worthy too, but damnit, the ELF MUST BE STOPPED!
maybe she kept the diary to set him up… hmmmhahahah
she's been working for the feds this whole time!
i miss law and order, i need to get my tv workin