The Olsen twins are currently in a fight so stupid and easily mended it could serve as a plot to another of their low-budget children's movies just as soon as they hire a desperate enough screenwriter.

It's like this: Mary-Kate and Ashley started two fashion labels together, The Row, a couture line, and Elizabeth and James, a more affordable brand. Both lines are now suffering and Ashley, who's very focused on becoming a "respected businesswoman," believes the failure is due in large part to sister Mary-Kate's partying. Cocaine, as we're sure you know, is a helluva drug.

The rest of the story's all about good lines. Ashley wants MK away from the good line, The Row, until she can cool it with her own, special good lines and the smoking and the drinking, basically all the stuff that makes the fashion industry tolerable.

MK is left to focus on the cheap stuff, er, the more affordable line, Elizabeth and James, “It’s tough because The Row was so much of Mary-Kate’s idea. Mary-Kate has a unique fashion sense,” notes the insider.

“I just see myself more as a business person,” Ashley says.

Great idea, Ashley: give the wasted young millionaire LESS responsibility. That always shapes them right up.

Sep 19, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 ilnazhad says:

How would making MK run a business make her a healthier person? She partied too much whilst in charge of The Row. The only thing that can help her is rehab and medical professionals, not "inspiring" the actual designers.
It's a privilege to have your own fashion line. If she's not doing her share, why not have her sister take over?

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 1:44 pm
No. 2 swedish fish says:

i'm coming out with my own line

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 1:45 pm
No. 3 Patrick says:

What else is Ash supposed to do? MK is young and fabulously wealthy. She doesn't need to work, so there is really no way to give her more responsibility. There is no stick, and really no carrot. IF she works hard, her reward will be yet more money, beyond her current fortune which she can never spend. Her punishment for not working hard? Still having more money than she can spend.

As some point, you have to write people off until they prove otherwise. Ash may have reached that point.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 1:46 pm
No. 4 ilnazhad says:

MK needs to party and think about how dazzling she is because she is rich and famous. Even though the only thing she has ever accomplished is getting high and not giving into the munchies.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 5 admittedlyaddicted says:

how come you never hear about the Olsen parents? Is it because they actually invested well for their child stars?

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:44 pm
No. 6 sar says:

She's RICK JAMES, bitch!

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
No. 7 Ella says:

i think you mean BILLIONAIRE

ilnazhad that's ridiculous, she's worked since she was a baby.

Posted: Sep 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm
No. 8 Sprmcandy says:

Two blonde bimbos in a cat fight, boring. If they took turns sucking a cock in a video, now that would sell!

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 at 10:05 am
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