Expect this photo in next week's US Weekly with some sort of body language expert saying that Brad Pitt's posture means that he feels trapped and wants out. Oh, and that since she is leaning forward she is clearly the dominant one in the relationship. Sham experts are the best.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie emerged as bronze gods in Namibia yesterday for a press conference to thank Namibia before setting off back for the States.

Pitt and Jolie made their first public appearance since the birth of their daughter, thanking Namibia for the privacy and peace they enjoyed.

"We have been able to have a very special, peaceful time for our family here, exploring your country and more importantly helping with the delivery of our daughter Shiloh," Pitt told a news conference for local journalists at a hotel in the coastal town of Swakopmund. "So for that we are eternally grateful."

Jolie, 30, gave birth to Shiloh Nouvel at a private clinic in Walvis Bay. Delivered by Caesarean section, the baby weighed 7 pounds and was said to be in good health.

Pitt, 42, and Jolie retreated to the southwest African country for government-assisted privacy in the weeks leading up to the birth. They plan to leave in the coming days, without specifying a date.

Take a step back from that ledge, this time they're coming back for real. No more false hope, get out the welcoming party, regather your parade, rejoice in our relaxed paparazzi regulations! No more privacy for the Jolie-Pitts, suckers!

I will let you know the exact date of their return when I find it, so that you can get the appropriate commemorative tattoo on your ass.

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