
Cindy Crawford's son, Presley, is there on your right. Unlike his sister, Kaia, who was born of Cindy's gilded womb, Presley is the product of the collective thought-power of every pedophile with a glistening, verboten dream.
PS Please tell me deez kids ain't wearin' friggin' makeup!
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Prettiest boy ever. Woo. The girl is pretty chic too. I don't think they're wearing make-up they just have they're just that flawless
Well since Cindy looks like a man, I guess it's only fitting that her son would look like a girl.
The daughter wears make-up.
Wow maybe they can be playdates with SeanP and JJ?! Teach them how to do their hair and put on makeup.
She would have to put makeup on her daughter so that she may compete with her son's radiant beauty. He is going to be such a hot chick when he grows up.
If her son and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt ever mated, the resulting offspring would be unbearably gorgeous (or hideously ugly, if the genes mutated).
Remember that rock group "Nelson"? Presley is beautiful like they were.
I don't think they are wearing makeup, they just have some sort of beauty halo around them.
The Nelson twins used to make me queasy because they were "too" good looking. Even though I used to like my boys in Aquanet and lipstick, they needed to look "manly" to pull it off. Isn't that strange? I used to feel the same way about Rob Lowe and John Stamos. I think both of them have aged well, and now they are more attractive with the weathered faces.
I can't live without your love and affection.
They both have seriously groomed brows. Tragic.
I agree about the brows….P should cut his hair short- only because he is too pretty to have long hair, and not be mistaken for a girl.
I cannot forgive Cindy and Rande for whoring the daughter out in that catalog last year. That one picture of her looking over her shoulder, topless, with a fake tattoo on her lower back STILL haunts me. Wrong on so many levels.
OMG! The little boy so looks like he doesn't want to be there. He's at High School Musical for christ sakes! I can't tell but is his hair dyed? I see some black roots? The little girl has lip gloss on and looks like some mascara. Gee for her 13th birthday Cindy is giving her boobs!
He looks like he wants to have a haircut. Will he be a future Brody Jenner? Only time will tell.
You know, the more I see this picture, the more creeped out I get. Not really sure why but it is.
Juju, I'm with you. I can't pinpoint it either, but those kids are scary fembot-esque looking and they frighten me.
There's something very Stepford'ish going on here.
the prett ylittle boy looks very children of the damned.
They should have named him Damien.
I'm with juju & whatev….they kinda weird me out.
I think it's maybe because the boy looks like the next words out of his mouth are going to be, "red-rum, RED-RUM!!!".
They are awfully good-looking, though.
the little girl is gorgeous, but she has her mom's feet - yikes.
My son is "pretty" - we keep his hair cut to avoid cat calls. :)
I am really against the long hair trend on boys. For God's sake, cut it short, will ya? As far as a little girl with makeup, I mean, my 3 year old puts on permanent lipstick and mascara if I'm out of sight for 2 minutes, so maybe Cindy was just giving in to girly urges. That being said, when I help my daughter "put on her face," I'm not actually applying the stuff. -Just a brush on the eyelids and a 'Wow, look at your eye makeup!' does wonders.
"…the collective thought-power of every pedophile with a glistening, verboten dream…"
What the fuck is the matter with you?
It's gross but maybe true. A little boy with such a feminine look… come on. A mom in my state got thrown in jail for dressing her son up like a girl so the dad could rape him. It's heinous, but it happens.
holy crap lale, where do you live??
Colorado. I can't find any links- it was a few years ago. The mother claimed she was suffering from abuse and didn't know what else to do. I swear to God, I'd kill my own children before I'd sacrifice them to be ritualistically raped.
I knew there was something wrong with that place…it's too pretty around there. ;)
I would dress my child up, let my husband get naked and then lorena him. that would be another solution…
wow this thread of comments has taken a totally demented turn. wtf?! anyway, both parents have great genes, and her kids have been beautiful since they were babies. I dont think the boy has make up on, some kids just have really long dark lashes. The girl looks like she has a little blush maybe and some simple gloss on her lips, but its nothing crazy or overdone, and its not being exploitative of her youth. Shes a little girl, all little girls tend to be curious about makeup and emulating things they see their moms do. Cindy Crawford strikes me as being a good parent, and doesnt flaunt her kids around any spotlights. I think they're a beautiful family unit.
I lost all respect for her. (Serious "Children of the Damned" vibe)
The only way I'd ever allow my kids to wear makeup like that is if it were on Halloween or on a lit Broadway Stage. It's so sad.
That little boy has blush and manicured eyebrow! It will be a damn miracle if he comes out straight. Elle McPherson has a creepy little boy with long hair, too.
For some reason Ryder Hudson-Robinson's long hair doesn't bother me, because it looks he's been playing in a sandbox all day instead of picking out what color rouge to wear.
Both daughter and son are sexy.
gross Joel Steel.