A small Australian news outlet has broken a story of questionable origin, so take this with a grain of salt; not because of the story's rarity, mind you, but because that place was once a penal colony:
Party princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.
Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.
But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw.
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.
"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."
It's nice to see that rich, old coots at Death's door are still acting impulsively to "teach everyone a lesson."
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in the hilton family porn is ok, but driving with a BAC of .08 and getting caught is unfathomable.
SAH-WEET!!
Oh, if only it were true. Wouldn't you love to hit up Taco Bell one night and find this dipshit working the drive thru window.
Ahhhhhhhhh, let me close my eyes and imagine it. Too bad people keep hiring her. I read she's doing a musical now.
For the love of all that is holy, why would they do that? Did they not hear her sing, Do you think I'm sexy?
"Wouldn’t you love to hit up Taco Bell one night and find this dipshit working the drive thru window."
Good God, no.
I'd like a chicken soft taco, a bean burrito, nachos grande, and a Pepsi.
"Would you like some herpes with that?"
Extra valtrex for me.
Yes, but we're honest crims, I swear.
Looks like Paris forgot to take her Valtrex. (Breakout under her lip on her right and everybody is staring at it like, "Damn girl! What's that shit on your face? No, I'll pass on the BJ!) Maybe the stress of pissing away 60 million stressed her out…
Lord, that sore is gross!!