Here’s what I learned from last night’s finale of The Hills: Nothing ever really happens on this show. Yes, it took me three seasons to figure that out. It finally clicked as I realized that the ending cliffhanger was part of last week’s sneak peek. So, basically, the whole show was leading up to the moment we were waiting for (Lauren and Audrina’s confrontation), but by the time this came to fruition, the credits were rolling. How cheap.

In other news, Heidi and Spencer were nowhere to be found during the finale party — thank goodness — and the rest of the Hills ladies wore outfits similar to what we see all the time. Yawn.

[Source]