On this season's finale of The Hills, the kind and sapient Lisa Love promised Lauren Conrad, "Paris…[is] just magical. It’s just a level of sophistication that you’ve never seen before."
While a true friend would have told the truth and said, "Paris can be magical if you manage get past all the dog shit," the issue at hand is that today Page Six translated Hills-speak. In The Hills, "sophistication" means "pimping," and "that you've never seen before" means "to men you've never met."
Before Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue counterpart, Whitney Port, went to Paris to "work" at the Crillon Ball, producers were "frantically calling publicists to see if anyone knew any guys to set the girls up with in Paris. If they had a love affair there, then it would look better," a source said.
Conrad gets hooked up with a member of the band Rock&Roll, whose latest song goes "The losers, the boozers, the Jack-cuzzi users," presumably describing their neat lifestyle. Who knows what happens to Whitney.
We're coming for your magic, France!
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The Health Department has a level of sophistication Lauren has never seen before.
Cord's not kidding about Paris being full of shit, dogs and otherwise. I was quite underwhelmed with my visit there.
This is a weird coincidence…I was just out walking my dog and for some reason she started to poop on the sidewalk. When I told my friend about it the first thing he said was "she must be french."
I never knew french dogs shit in the street and now I've heard two references to it today.
Not just the dogs, playla, not just the dogs.
ooof, yuck.
I stepped in dog shit when I was in Paris - weird.
France: The toiletbowl of Europe.
A title previously held by Slovakia.
Cool, sometimes my yard is just like France. The sad part is that I don't have a dog but my neighbor lets their dog crap all over the place.
I should let my toddler crap on their yard. when in France.
dog sh-t is definitely a problem in Paris-no doubt about it. however- the museums, the international population, the architecture and the ability to walk just about everywhere were the pros! all above mentioned pros would be more easily appreciated sans dog crap everywhere.
I agree, seeing the Louvre was worth dodging piles of poo.
I have never had even the slightest desire to goto France.
And nadanada I commend you on censoring "shit." Maybe I'll start censoring fuck, asshole, whore, and bitch.
…probably not.
Isn't it ironic, all those french bashing comments coming from obese rednecks who have never left and will never leave their trailer park in Shithole, USA…