Well, let’s discuss the good news first: As of this very moment, there are no plans for a Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reality show.
The bad news: There will be a Hills spin-off ??? focusing on Lauren Conrad’s friend and co-worker Whitney Port, who has publicly said she would never move in with Lauren because she can’t handle the cameras being around at all times.
MTV is prepping a show in which Whitney Port, 23, becomes bicoastal while working for fashion PR firm People???s Revolution ??? and befriends a group of NYC gals (including socialite Olivia Palermo).
Says the insider: ‘There will be more blondes in the city than you ever expected!’
The only person less deserving of a Hills spin-off is dead-eyed Audrina Patridge. Seriously, we love Whitney and all, but there’s no way she can carry an entire reality show on her own. Why not give Lo her own series? Now that we would watch. (OK, fine. We’re going to watch Whit’s show, too.)
It’s OK Whitney, we (I?) won’t judge you for watching Whitney P’s show. I know you’re only doing it because it’s your journalistic duty. You are only going to watch it because it’s your job, right? RIGHT?!?