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Hulk Hogan, on son Nick's stint in prison and how it turned him into the second coming of Xenu:

He was on a roll. He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what's important in life. He knows what's real, and what's not real.

And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that's what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it's about helping people, being positive, moving forward.

That last paragraph doesn't even make sense. Nice try, Hulk.

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Oct 27, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 Captain Obvious says:

Nick should obviously start out by donating his brain to the friend he put in the hospital, he doesn't use it anyway.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 10:37 am
No. 2 Run-DMS says:

Criminal street racer = "young professional driver"?
Only in the Hulkster's world.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
No. 3 candy blackmail says:

Every "statement" they put out just makes me sick as they keep trying to hedge around responsibility for the accident. Why they are still getting press is beyond me.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 11:18 am
No. 4 KeeblerKahn says:

Hulk is trying to be sincere, he took his bandanna off and everything.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
No. 5 Maria says:

If Nick were accountable he would stand up and say "The whole accident was MY fault. I was driving too fast for conditions because I am an egotistical ass who thinks he can get away with anything." He'll never say that. He'll never even admit the accident was his fault. He's NOT accountable, Hulk. Sorry, but you didn't do a very good job with this kid.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 6 Sir Sar says:

HE GOT STRIPPED OF WATCHES!?????

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 7 Melanie says:

Why do we even care about these people? Hillbilly white trash morons….each and every one of them.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 1:23 pm
No. 8 St. SeaKat says:

This sentence says it all:

"He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity…"

Apparently, those things are all equal, and thus should be listed together. In the Hogan world, posessions = identity.

On the bright side, felons aren't *supposed to be* able to vote, so at least Nick won't be writing in his own name on the ballot this year…

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 1:23 pm
No. 9 KeeblerKahn says:

This family lives in their own little world.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No. 10 Kow says:

Felons can vote in quite a few states. "Florida lets felons vote if their civil rights have been restored; most other states are less restrictive." http://www.sun-sentinel.com/ne.....3644.story

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 11 SeaKat says:

Dang it, back to Civics class for me! Thanks, Kow. :)

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
No. 12 Upskt Celebs says:

Everyone has ups and downs. Just think of how many times in your life, one split second could have changed everything. Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are. At least Nick gets another chance. Let's not be critical.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 6:26 pm
No. 13 soozie says:

Upskt Celebs :"Everyone has ups and downs…. At least Nick gets another chance. Let's not be critical."

Umm…Nick hasn't taken any responsibiity for driving like a maniac and leaving his passenger a vegetable. THAT is the issue. Not the fact he made a mistake.
Wouldn't you rather he owned up to it instead of playing the system and lying about everything?

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 14 Ednonymous says:

Hey Upskt Celebs you asshole… the little cocksucker's passenger has no second chance.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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