There was once a time – a better time — when search parties went looking for junkie criminals on the lam in slightly the same manner as above. But now the junkie criminals are the ones with the leash around their wrists. Is the idea that her love of hiking and spray tanning will replace her love of cocaine?
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I hope that's a drug sniffing dog and it will work better than that "fully functioning" ankle band did.
Obviously it's defective, or it would have mauled her by now.
Once again Lohan escapes the long arm of the law. Hey, isn't her court date this week? Allegedly.
This is SHEER B.S!! NOT a rehab facility! More like a Day Camp! I betcha anything she relapses first thing when she leaves this place!
well the rehab did say it uses hikes as part of its therapy, adn if anyone has ever hiked a mountain with a dog, its way harder than hiking alone.. the dogs prettymuch run you up the mountian
I'm sure she's always smiling at the camera's because inside she is thinking "these fucking idiots actually believe that I'm not having someone slip in small amoutns of cocaine every day. The dogs ass was a great place to hide it, they never even checked there…"