For our readers who are under the age of 13 and living in 2004: Jesse McCartney, in what we can only imagine is a lame attempt at getting back in the spotlight, has announced that he is looking for love on the Internet. Why is he so desperate to find love? The kid is 20 years old. We weren't trolling for love on dating sites at that age. We stuck to Craig's List.
The 20-year-old has joined the Jewish dating site jdate.com — even though he isn’t Jewish! 'One of my best buddies is a conservative Jew and his sister had met her boyfriend on JDate,' he explains. 'I actually hadn’t heard of it before. He was like, "You should try JDate." There are a lot of different people of all religious backgrounds on that site.'
For all five Jesse fans out there, his username is jbagel07. Good to see he stuck with Jewish stereotypes.
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Is jbagel yiddish for a male shiksa?
This boy is the reason I quit working for Hollywood Records. Not even working for Raven Simone or Hillary Duff broke me. But then I was assigned to do PR work for this kid and it broke me. I hate you Jesse McCartney!!!
mae, were you the one who broke it to the Duff that those first veneers made her look like a horse? If so, you are a national hero!
mae, i just clicked on your link, that pic of Tony Bourdain got me all hot under the collar. Rowr!
I didn't have my glasses on, and I was confused at first. I thought those spammers had taken over.
I wish, Lisa. And oh yes, Tony Bourdain is my new secret boyfriend fantasy.
He's looking to get som lox for his bagel.
mazeltov!
JDouche
Wait till he finds out that ritual circumcision is compulsory for all males on JDate…..run Jesse …save your skin!!
I'm astonished there are 6 other jbagels out there. What if you think you are going on a date with jbagel05 and this guy shows up.
poor jesse
I'm confused as to why he wants to pose as a "women seeking a male," did he change his profile, or chose a diffrent rout after actually putting it out there in a national magazine?
Mae knows Bourdain's bone belongs to me….. ;)