Anyone remember when Heidi Montag showed up on the first season of The Hills and said her main goal in life was to be the "fun PR girl"? Then came along her passion for "music," if you want to call it that — and now she has decided to try her hand at the fashion business. Because nothing says you have moved on from the bitter breakup with your former best friend like putting out a competing clothing line.
Heidi's new line for Anchor Blue — which is of course named "Heidiwood" — will kick off April 1, and we can only hope this means the whole thing is an April Fool's joke. Her collection will include such timeless pieces as white denim shirts. We weren't aware such a thing exists.
Because this is guaranteed to end horribly, we can't help but wonder through what outlet Heidi will channel her creative energy next. Our money's on Playboy.
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"The goal is to appeal to a slightly older 16-to-21 age demographic to capture young consumers who have more control of their purchasing power and are at an age to make more fashion-forward wardrobe choices."
There is much wrong with this paragraph. Slighty older is 16-21? Slightly older than say 12 year olds. So what that means is they are trying to appeal to the young girls ready to graduate from wearing Bratz clothes. That would be Heidi.
Ok, so they also want to tap into the market of 16 year olds with more purchasing power. Heidi is watching way too much sweet 16. Those girls would never wear her stupid jean jacket. They only want Dolce. Good luck, Dilwhorse.
I fucking hate the term "purchasing power." Like, what is this, D&D? Roll a 6 and get +1 PP (purchasing power). Just say money, or cash, or dolla dolla bills. Americans have never been afraid to have or spend money, so get over it marketing.
you only got a plus one on your PP? i'm a plus 20, eat it bitches. ;)
I am going to write that phrase down. I don't know what it means but have a feeling it will turn my husband on.
Well, I know YOU'LL ALL AGREE, but I can’t hate on Heidi OR SPENCER anymore. She looks pretty in this picture WITH HER NEW BOOBS AND NOSE, and even though I didn't care for the CLOTHING LINE, she is just a small town girl trying to follow her dreams AND MAKE A FEW DOLLARS. I give anyone kudos for that. She also tried many times to make up with THAT EVIL BITCH Lauren and she seemed genuine AND MUCH PRETTIER in her attempts. When all is said and done, I think deep down she has a good heart AND IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAUREN.
Once again, this is NOT HEIDI. REALLY!
Methinks Not Heidi is still flushed with the success of winning her first Commie. I think Speidi sucks and I've never even seen the shows.
sure, and ryan reynold is my husband. oh, and cord loves everybody. hey look, a monkey just flew out of my ass.
ps- caps do not make your point more valid, they only make your point more annoying.
hehehe…
That was me just being stupid. I haven't gotten a commie in months and I'm jonesing for one really bad. Well, that and a kitkat bar.
And I really want to see the monkey trick deimos!
i'd love to show you sugar, but my ass monkeys just went on strike. fucking unions.
Shorter hours, more bananas or are they back on that insurance and retirement benefits kick again?
something about not having a big enough work space, crybabies. who do they think i am, spencer pratt?
Just how many cubicals do they think you can fit up there? Just eat your banana, fly out her ass and shut up about it.
Those damn flying monkeys have been impossible to work with ever since Wicked hit Broadway.
I read #5 like the sarcastic guy. It makes it truely awesome.
Hustler.
heck as long as she's not charging $200 for a simple dress that i can find in the mall for $30 i'll take a look.
It will be around 60 bucks. I wonder if there will be any babydoll tops maybe from jersey? There aren't enough of those out there.
I don't think Playboy is going to touch her peekachoo anytime soon. I think she's only got Hustler or Jugs in her future.