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Here's more pictures of the Wonder Twins, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. They look (predictably) like babies, but the main stars of the photos are the other kids, who — we'll admit it — are too adorable for words.
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my heart too has been warmed.
that kid maddox seems like he'd be cool to hang out with. any kid with a blue mohawk is ok by me.
something is happening in my chest…i think my cold heart is melting. zahara and shiloh are to cute for words.
I just hope when they grow up they use their Wonder Twin powers better than Zan and Jayna did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhbxlz_wrI
Shiloh is going to need backup to fight the growing evil of Suri Cruise and no gopher moat is going to cut it.
All the kids are freakin adorable. How did that even happen. Not one ugo in the bunch?? I guess when you hand select 3 of them and then happen to be one of the most beautiful women and decide to screw one of the most beautiful men…
Aw fuck 'em and their perfect family.
(That's just jealousy speaking folks. Jealous of Angie for screwing Brad. Jealous of Brad for screwing Angie. Jealous of their trazillions of dollars. Jealous of their adorable and super cool children)
*le sigh*
Ugh. I have to admit they are cute. Damnit. However, shirtless Pax with tie on… a little weird.
Pax is like Fez on That 70's Show. He may seem a little weird, but it's just because he is foreign.
I liked these better when they were Benneton ads.
Eh, my heart is still frozen and I still rolled my eyes upon viewing. Can't wait for them to adopt and/or shoot out some more kids in their continuing effort to save the world, one child at a time!!! *heavily saturated quip*
rather, i should say i can't wait for them to adopt and/or shoot out more babies so they can sell more photos to the tabloids for us who have nothing better to do than look at them.
They're all so adorable. That Zahara is one beautiful little girl.
Hey, the more kids they have, the more money they get for charity.
It's like the most gorgeous family ever. I think my family's pleasant to look at and all, but we look like a family of rats next to them.
Zahara is so incredibly beautiful.
Damn do gooders and their…their.. perfectness!
These pictures make me feel glad that most of my children are grown, and are quite capable of brining me beer. And buying me beer if I should *shudder* run out.
And giving me rides all over town when I have had a beer.
Little kids are too high maintenance, even the cute ones.
@ mae:
um, they're donating all the money to charity. Someone sounds a little too bitter there.
I think George Clooney paid Shiloh some money to wear that t shirt.
@ broomstick:
!) Which charity? Is it a charity they run?
2) What kind of tax break/refund do they get from donating all that money?
It's definitely a charity they run, but unlike other celeb-fronted charities, they have a well-documented history of actually allocating those funds to…you know…people in need.
I don't know what my problem is. Everytime I see a celebrity with all their damn money, my first thought is, "Why can't those selfish bastards adopt me and pay my rent?" yet when I see the Jolie-Pitts (and why do my eyes roll when I say Jolie-Pitt? Get married ya bastards! I hate inane hyphens. Either be merged or don't…) Anyway, whenever I see them I always get pissed because they're building a child army. 'You can't have it both ways Chelsea!', I cry, but to no avail. Newly not crazy bitch and recently divorced guy just don't add up to a cohesive family unit under normal terms, so I guess I'm waiting for what I imagine is the inevitable breakup.
All that rant aside, these kids do cute well. Even if it means MG is trying to beautify small children and give Lourdes an even bigger, hairier, complex.
Mummy you're so pretty! When I'm a woman, can I buy a face like yours?
Hmm… anyone else wonder why Shiloh is wearing a backwards tank that says "George?"
SO cute
and no one can say she had her lips done ;)
Erica, I too am wondering.
Also, what's with her legs in the pic w/maddox and pax, why is one leg bigger and brown and the other is thin and white…WTF am I the only one who sees that?
@ Broomstick
eat a dick.
Maria I saw the leg thing too! It looks like one is a man's and the other is a granny's.
Juju, that was my first thought too.
geortge can pay me to wear whatever he wants me to.
I also think broomstick got themselves stuck
Up their ass.
I can't figure out what you mean by the leg thing.
People is sending checks directly to the charities that Brad and Angie designate. People will then take the $14 million tax write-off. Win-Win for everyone!
Kitchy, look at her legs in the picture with her sons…"brangelina10.jpg"
Ew that leg thing is really strange…how does that happen?
I just bought the mag…crikey, those twins are gorgeous!
The babies are (dare I say it???) icky looking babies! Babies are all kinda weird looking.
The other kids are gorgeous! You can get that when you pick them. Although Shi's cute too.
Pax is so fucking weird.
shiloh is soooo adorable. Why can't mommy put on something other than jammies for her $15million photo shoot?
Brad - elated
Angelina - happy, rightfully exhausted and so done with biological children after these two
Maddox - aww :) Seems like a cool kid
Pax - adorable. I don't think he looks weird. He's too kool for skool
Zahara - **ovaries aching** so darling
Shiloh - super cute. There's something a little Marilyn about her without that tragic, suicidal, hypersexual tinge.
Twins - look like newborns. Trade them with dolls and I couldn't tell the difference.
Congrats to people and their $14 million tax write off. Congrats to the charities that can now do some more good with this money. Kudos to Brad and Angelina for their media savviness
lol at the weird leg colour in the pics that everyone's talking about. I've already been hearing rumors about the pics being possibly Photoshopped….
o_O
@ mae: please think of a better insult.
In regards to the "leg picture", one leg is of the newborn Shiloh is holding, and the other leg is Shiloh's. It just looks strange because of the way the photo was taken. Does that make sense, now? The skinny, little leg is that of a newborn's, you sillies! The other (leg) is obviously of an older child. Look more closely.
Shiloh is their blond daughter. It seems that people are getting Zahara and Shiloh mixed up, but, anyway, ALL of these kids are cute. Every little kid is cute, regardless of the "class system". That's why childhood is so awesome. Noone can pass up a cute, little, adorable kid!
At any rate, I can answer that question as to why her kids aren't dressed up to "the max." If you've ever had a fresh C-Section, been away from your kids for quite some time, and all the kids are SO excited, the last thing that comes to mind is, "Do all the children have matching clothing, Brad?" I mean, really, think about it.
Under the circumstances, what would YOU do? I think everybody does things a little bit different than the next one. Don't you? No household is the same, and if they were, we would live in a very boring place. Don't you think? For what it's worth, I LOVE letting my children learn independence, and I love it when they are SO proud of what they picked out to wear.
Oh I get it, you are looking at the wrong pic. That is Brangelina 5, Brangelina 10 (aka the weird leg pic) has an oddly muscular, tanned leg on Angelina with her other leg looking like, well what you would expect AJ's leg to look like.