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While it's still important to not believe anything one reads or sees in magazines, outtakes of photo shoots staged for magazines can be trustworthy, right? And from the looks of these, Britney Spears doesn't look as if she's going to need Allure's people to softly digitize her into oblivion. Unless, of course, even the outtakes have been Photoshopped. At which point up is down and left is right and the world implodes.

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Aug 16, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    Is it really not obvious that the outtakes are incredibly airbrushed as well?

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    Yep, really obvious.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    No. 3 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Um…I believe we have all seen Brit-Twit in various states of undress(i.e., practically nude). The pole dancing episode, stripping down to her underwear to go for a swim episode, the 10 minute lip-synch tour episodes with her belly hanging over the jean skirt.
    It's a new magazine low to airbrush out takes to try and salvage your, ahem, credibility.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    No. 4 LisaNo.1 says:

    Come on y'all, maybe it is just clothes that fit. Yeah, that's the ticket! She should market those jeans to my fat ass!

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    No. 5 sexyback says:

    To be fair, we never see her in a decent wig, with well-applied make-up, and showered… and sober.

    So maybe, when all of that comes together she looks like this. I see silver linings and choose unlikely situations to become optimistic.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    No. 6 Cait says:

    We also never see her wearing clothes that fit - she seems to favor clothing at least 2 sizes too small.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    We have, however, seen her entire ass, and the one in the pictures isn't hers.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    No. 8 lale says:

    And can you cover the acne and moustache with makeup? It was pretty obvious to me that the "outtakes" were Photoshopped. Seriously, why is Allure up her ass? Are they that desperate for subscribers? If any magazine had the balls to print real photos (and dish) on her, release a few and then sell the mag sealed in plastic (a la Hustler and the classier Penthouse), I bet they'd notice a rise in sales for that month.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    No. 9 LisaNo.1 says:

    For a quick comparison, scroll down the homepage and compare Brit with **MIND FREAK** (the opening to his show is HI-larious) and the Allure pic right above it.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    I love how desperately they try to cover her crappy extensions with that combover.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    No. 11 rachel says:

    Wait Kitchy this is for you after you had two kids did your breast sit that well. I am calling surgery on this one.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    No. 12 evil twin says:

    Psst…PHOTOSHOP.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    No. 13 rachel says:

    yeah but that is a pretty good job.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    No. 14 LisaNo.1 says:

    Surgery is almost a moot point - didn't she have implants put in and removed a few times? There is a video out there where someone compiled a bunch of pics and put them in chronilogical order. You can really see them grow and shrink - and not along with her waist, so it isn't just weight gain.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    No. 15 rachel says:

    I have no clue I was never into the whole Brittney thing I just noticed how round her breast looked after 2 and it just struck me as extremely odd.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    her body is like playdough, it's freaking me out.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    No. 17 parissucksliterally says:

    If you look at the color pic versus the black and white, her midsection is thicker in color. That's just the BEGINNING of the photoshopping job.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    No. 18 sar says:

    photoshop or no… i have to say it's refreshing and even a little relieving to see britney looking all cleaned up and pretty. okay, maybe they pasted mandy moore's face on top of hers, but this is the first time i haven't been sad when i saw a recent pic of bitbit.

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 10:23 am
    No. 19 Kitchy says:

    She's supporting her boobs with her arms. After four kids and a lot more years than Britney, I can still make mine look round if I support them with my arms.

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 11:48 am
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    They don't call it a miracle bra for nothing.

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    No. 21 rachel says:

    Damn I guess god didn't bless me with good post pregger boobs then.

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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