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During a recent concert at NYC's Cutting Room, Alanis Morissette spoke to the audience about how she's not in the least bit bothered by ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds' new engagement to Scarlett Johansson:

Every time I go through something difficult, I think, this is the mother lode. I’m not going to get through this one. And then six months later I’m like, what’s his name again?

Yeah, because that doesn't sound bitter at all.

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May 27, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 19 Responses
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  • Comments (19)

    No. 1 Estoye says:

    Great. Another terrible song on the way now.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    I don't think it sounds bitter. Sounds like she was just chatting.

    I'd like to see her return to the angrier Jagged Little Pill stuff, though. As amusing as her version of "My Humps" was, she was much better with the angry stuff.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    No. 3 hms says:

    We've all been through it.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    No. 4 christina Affholder says:

    Cord, your a pissflap.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    No. 5 christina Affholder says:

    Oh, a talentless, rich kid apparently, as well. How much did you charge pops for the kidney? fucktard

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    No. 6 christina Affholder says:

    My bad Cord, it was your talentless helper. Whitney, I thought you were somewhat self realized. I wish heartbreack under a microscope to you my friend. If you can find love to begin with you self centered tit.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    No. 7 deimos says:

    i think christina affholder has some anger issues. take a rage dump christina.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    No. 8 cooter has a hangover says:

    Christina obviously needs very intense therapy.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    No. 9 christina Affholder says:

    Probably. I just hate the bs of people dogging good people. She is probably one of the most actualized people in the industry and should probably be left alone. ESPECIALLY by a woman. God can we not stick up for our own whitney? Wont someone think about the children! Seriously, why put up your own list of beautiful women and then shirk them off…

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    Well wait now, christina. Aren't you, a woman, bashing another woman? I mean, c'mon. Can't you stick up for your own?

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    No. 11 gorgeousblackwomen says:

    Oh please. You better go climb on his balcony and threaten to jump if he doesn't take you back. You only pull the crazy b—- card for the absurdly hot ones.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    No. 12 christina Affholder says:

    Kitchy. Your as obvious as your name, love. Spare me your boring intellectual crap please.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    No. 13 YerMom says:

    I would be bitter, I would write a kickass album about killing people. I would most likely win a Grammy. Go listen to "Jagged Little Pill" and cry to people who care Christina. Personally attacking every poster isn't flattering to anyone. If you have such issue with our wonderful and talented editors, you can take your comments elsewhere.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    You can't spell if you think my name is obvious. And can't take a joke either.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    No. 15 blah says:

    There are not words to adequately describe what a piece of shit christina is. I hope your vagina gets put through a meat grinder so that you can avoid passing on the genetic betrayl that is your legacy to some underserving spawn. The most actualized part of your meager existence probably dribbled down your fathers leg when he was done fucking your mom.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    No. 16 tennischick says:

    response to #9: what children? i am confused.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    No. 17 christina Affholder says:

    Oooohhhh look at the kiddies cry. Get a life you guys. Cant you do better than a vagina in a meat grinder and some ol' sperm jokes. Pa lease. Ninnies. He HEeeeeee!

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    No. 18 gorgeousblackwomen says:

    He should make them wrestle in jello for his affections. Jus saying.

    Posted: May 27, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    No. 19 Be Adequite says:

    Damn bitches be on the rag or what today??

    Posted: May 28, 2008 at 1:32 am
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