LOL we r ovr. I never <3ed u. I hope u die.

WHAT!!??

I HATE it when the story ends like that. So abrupt!

Where is the happily ever after? I like the happily ever after.

I guess this wasn't a rom-com.

Coward.

It's all a bunch of he said/she said. In the style of Ms. Tisdale.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. JenA has been through a lot of high-profile break-ups. But can we stop feeling so sorry for her? Fucking JenA Dicks, anyone?

Forget feeling sorry for her, can we stop caring about celebrity relationships? My rule is: Unless they've been married for at least 1 year, I'm not interested. After that point, I realize I have my own life and still don't care.

…except that I spend all day looking at gossip sites, which refutes my 'I have a life' theory.

Jennifer Aniston has a sucky love life.

If a male had many girlfriends… he's envied. But Jennifer Aniston is a victim for having so many ex-boyfriends?
And… even if she is… she played a huge part in the bullshit. But we're all "boo hoo hoo hoo boo boo" because she was dumped via text message. This would have been avoided if she didn't make such a bad choice. JenA Dicks. Do you see it?

Whoa Ilnazhad, that's like saying the rape victim asked for it by dressing slutty.

No, it's not. At all. That remark was totally unfair.
The trust is: past experience is the most accurate teller of future behaviour.
What I said was like… if after Mariah and her husband get divorced… I'm like "well, that's why you don't get married to someone you've known for such a short period of time."
People are free to expose as much skin as they want.

I may actually like John Mayer now.

Oops. I meant… past BEHAVIOUR is the most accurate predictor of future behaviour. She shouldn't have expected him to suddenly become a long-hauler. Maybe she didn't. And maybe she's not even sad about the break-up.

This sounds like something that would happen to me. I, like Jen Aniston, really know how to pick 'em.

She's not exactly picking husband material so I'm thinking all these rumours of her wanting to get married and have babies is just that, rumours.

LOL Kate… I love her, I don't care what anyone says. Mostly because people say I look like her but whatevs.

I'm very worried about the lack of crocodiles and magical lands in these Jen/John breakup rumors. Writers just have no imagination these days.

I think they forgot to add the part about who gets custody of the unicorn…

The only quesiton is what will her "friends and pals" have to say next. Except this came from one of her insiders, so I guess they can't make up their minds who dumped who. It makes them both look rather shallow. I still say they deserved each other.

"friend", "pal" and "insider" = gossip rag interns

did he also text: IMA DRK AND DRS LKE IM 12. i bet he did.

I don't feel sorry for her at all. I mean it sucks that she can't find her Mr. Right, but I don't see her as this sad pathetic creature she's made out to be. She's a freaking millionaire with an abundance of money. If she just stop dating celebrities and do like Uma Thurman and Salma hayek did, date someone who's name you can't even pronounce, get pregnant by him, then leave his ass. I think all Jennifer Aniston really wants now is a kid, and this is her way to get that. Look at how happy and fulfilled Salma Hayek looks with her daughter. Look Jen, just give me all your money and you and I can trade lives kay