Holy fucking shit. He's had so much done that hair doesn't even grow in most spots anymore.

this guy is really unfortunate looking.

Was he not the hot guy in 9 1/2 weeks? Drugs kids, stay away from drugs.

He was, yes. And he started having plastic surgery at the most random times. Like he was using it as preventative rather than maintenance.

Mickey looks like most pensioners living in Miami….made from plastic. It amazes me how they don't melt in the heat…although it seems that Mickey has.

His face makes me sad.

If they ever decide to make another Halloween. Mickey Rourke could play Michael Meyers and not even use a mask.

Can someone please explain what's hanging off his chin in the profile view up there. Is it schmutz? Lint? Really scary long pubes?

Is his shirt a rattlesnake print, or just lots of buttons and/or matte sequins? I'm trying to distract myself from the face.

I'm not sure but I'm pretty confident he stole it from, Sharon Stone.

Yes, juju! Right on. Now if only he'd adopt her haircut, he'd look a bit more masculine. That look's reminiscent of Charlize Theron in "Monster." Not too pretty.

It also looks like that left eye just wants to close. Then he'd be a ful on cyclopse.

At least we still have Michael Madsen to fill the ruggedly handsome category. I would ride that train every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Twice on the day of the lord? You truly are evil. All genitalia should be resting on that day. I know mine are. Ok, I lied.

Remember when he looked like this????

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/s.....4503_L.jpg

or this???

http://www.kinomania.ru/stars/.....ert/19.jpg

Damn.

Frankly I'm becoming a bigger fan of this particular gent and his look here:

http://blog.nj.com/whitty/2007/09/large_viggo.jpg

Double damn.

This is what years of drug abuse, boxing, and plastic surgery do to a man's face. Not a pretty sight. (I could have sworn he was also in a motorcycle accident, but I couldn't find any reference to it on Wiki or IMDB.) He's still a very talented actor though.

Gary Busey had the motorcycle accident, and also has messed up his face with too much plastic surgery.

I wonder what Mickey Rourke's face would have looked like had he left it alone? He was a rather nice looking man before he started all that stuff …

Yum, Viggo.

What the hell is this? It's like the surface of the moon was covered in oatmeal.

Oh Blah, it's comments like that that make me think it's okay to look at the picture just one more time. And then I retch a litle bit, and do my kegels without even meaning to.