hahaha, Whitney, you's funny. Poor little fug boy. Parents- here is a tip. Don't name your son Barron, give him lotsa cars and cash and expect him not to be a total flaming asshole. I love this story…and this family. They is so smart and klassy and i is just dumb and po'.

Uh-oh, this does not bode well for Baron Trump. I also enjoy the part about Paris passing off her wisdom. She certainly has learned from her mistakes. It's not like we see her still getting wasted and hanging out with oompa loompah's. Or still being an all around waste of skin.

Juju, the reason Paris said no was because she was too damn drunk and high to locate the keys to her car. Besides, she was multi-tasking (rejecting her brother while workin' some guy's dick in her mouth so what else was she supposed to do?

She totally pulled a Natalie Cole! And by that I mean, is an astounding hypocrite with no self-awareness. Too soon to be a meme?

I hope he took notes on the action in "One Night in Paris"–he will need those skills in prison!

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Ali, that's because she's stupid. Those skills are just so remedial. I can do all those things, fold laundry, and comment here. That's talent.

I also think young Hilton here would make a fabulous drag queen. Look at those lips. He just needs some of Paris' extensions, make up, and walla. He can be, Nanette Hilton.

Either way, I'm glad she didn't bail him out. Jail fecking sucks, so all I can say is HA HA.

I guess you're right. Make sure you get RuPaul to show young Barron how to use concealer to cover up the teen acne just below his lip. Ew!

hahahah, I read on another site Paris flew to Vegas the same day and was partying. And his parents wouldn't bail him out so his friends did.

Good plan there. So partying is more important than you Baron. But at least your friends care. Next time you see Paris, punch her in the head.

If the little twerp wanted to queen it up, he just needs to grab Paris' shoes. Perhaps even a single one would do. He could burlesque-dance in it, a la Dita with her champagne glass. Or pay homage to Guy Pearce in "Priscilla".

I'm sure her shoes would fit him. He's even got a bit of the wonk so he may be able to pay that homage to his sister.

Here is how I imagine that conversation went…

Barron: "I'm in jail for a DUI, come get me out."
Paris: "Didn't I, like, tell you about that shit. I'm not coming now; you're going to have to sit there and, like, wait until I'm done partying later tonight."
Barron: "Why can't you just come get me now???"
Paris: "I'm totally not going all the way down there, like, right now to get you out; I'll get us both out later tonight and save time. Maybe we can get, like, a discount or something. That would be hot."

Does he have the wonky eye, too? I think I see it.