I don't watch the show because i cannot stand this woman so i have rarely seen her son. But since he was with her there, i think it is safe to assume that she will start to pimp him out as well to make money off of him in some way.

I really do hate that woman

Bro is rock'n a Paul McCartney vibe. . .horrid mother is rock'n a whore and sun damaged legs vibe.

Hasn't New York suffered enough? 9-11, Cloverfield, now Dina Lohan.

The hair…her hair…Dina's hair…it frightens me. Will someone please explain to me WTF is going on with that stringy, unnaturally colored, Raggedy Ann mophead on top of her shoulders?

In an unrelated note…did he pee his pants??

If he didn't pee his pants then he must sweat a lot in that area and that is just a gross thought.

Perhaps she let some guy give him a hand job in order to get him a contract?

I doubt Michael hates his life per se. I know people who've partied with him at college and he benefits from the wealth the girls have brought in (limos to bars in the City from that Long Island atrocity aka their home, access to clubs, paying for everyone's drinks, etc). Funny note: I was cleaning and ran across an Allure magazine with LiLo on the cover. The article discussed some family embarrassments, mostly centered on Daddy Lohan (he wanted to star in his own reality show) and suggesting that his desire to be on TV was offensive to LiLo. Hmm. Funny that if dad signed the TV contract he would have been pilloried but when mom did it, everyone went along with it.

Actually, the Lohans' son has never said so, but it is clear he would like to be a singer, a career which he would like to parlay into acting or modeling. News of this move is likely to emerge soon on his new reality TV show, titled I Don't Want A Reality Show Mom I Just Want To Go To School And Become A History Teacher, which I'm sure is just an ironic title or joke of some kind.

Wet crotch, Michael.

Michael: *crying softly* I miss my girlfriend…why did you guys have to scare her off?

Dina: Stop your bitching Michael and smile for the cameras…

Michael: Why did you make me come here?

Dina: Your sisters need some more publicity so we need you to seduce a B-list Hollywood starlet and make a sex tape…

Michael: Wait what?!?

I always say, if you're going to pee your pants, at least splash some water or something halfway down your thigh to make it look impressive. Cause otherwise, it's just embarassing. Get it together, Michael.

Am I the only one that didn't know about her brother? Total mind blower…

Wow, and it's part of the design of the fancy jeans? I guess peeing your pants IS the coolest after all.

Sar..consider me Miles Davis!

What's with all the pee around here lately? Is pee the new black? Why wasn't I told? What else are you people hiding from me?

pee is the new *asian*. c'mon, now.

is that lindsay or her mom?

boy lohan looks like goofy mcartney wannabe.