Alli Sims looks like a stuffed sausage.

GUILT THUR association. A lesson Obama learn just the other day.They don't want be associate with her. Also fair weather friends

Alli Sims Or Whatever Her Name Is Needs 2 Develop A Serious Case Of Bulimia. . .Bitch Looks Fat For Real/

ALLI SIMs was told to stuff it, I guess she misunderstood

Could somebody please tell me what the fack is the Scandanavian Style Mansion and why they hired a coked-out has-been to host it??? Anybody???

Yeah, I could Google it but I don't wanna…

Here's what I don't get, we see these people out all the time and usually at the same place. Yet, no one has ever tried to lock them inside and burn down the building. WTF?

Snacks, you are like Ace Hannibal! I'll be Murdoch. Now if we can only find a BA and a Face, we will be ready to carry out the mission. I love it when a plan comes together (not to steal your line.)

I guess Alli's lardass quit the blow now that her ugly, no-talent unfit sidekick is being babysat.

Okay, I'm going to throw it out there that to call Alli fat is sort of ridiculous. However, so are her sequins. When Ugly Betty is wearing a mumu shirt and Paris looks like she's going to a respectable garden party, you might want to leave the shiny dress at home. I'm guessing Lindsay broke out the bathing suit at some point, just to drum up publicity. Also, why is Alli Simms there? I suggest she befriend Brooke Hogan, who is thisclose to finally becoming famous. ha ha!

I agree Lale. It isn't so much that she is fat. It is more that she stuffed herself into a sequin dress a size or two too small. That hair isn't helping either. Show your neck girl!

Good call on the hair. But pulling it back will only draw attention to her boobs which, though very young, seem perilously close to her waistband.

Yeah, I think it is because the waistband is raised on that dress. It is just an unfortunate frock, all around.

Normally I hate when people wear sunglasses inside or at night (except the blind, dialated etc.), but I will make an exception for Paris. She should really cover up the wonk. And she isn't cool enough for an eye patch.

Not fat? She looks like a stuffed turkey squeezed into Blanche Devoro's cocktail dress. Just look at those massive elms she has for arms.