Near, far, where there's a runway there's an Olsen. They're like Deadheads, only for couture.
I had a bit of an Olsen revelation this morning when I saw these pictures. My first thought was that they look like miniature gorgeous women. My second was that PETA shouldn't bother getting pissed, because these girls are so small they're probably wearing the pelt of half an animal. My third was that Mary Kate and Ashley give the best dagger eyes ever. And then it hit me: I am actually relieved that their combined weight is 35lbs, because if they were normal human sized, how terrifying would they be? Seriously, talk about intimidating. Just think of those sinister little smiles on a large scale. Mmm, I think I'll take my Olsens kiddie sized, because an adult serving of their 'tude might give me night terrors.
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Ashley must subscribe to the aborigine line of thinking: looking directly at the camera will result in your soul being stolen…
C'mon, Ash… do you really have to worry about that?
Okay… Even if they are not smiling they are still pretty, Y do people h8 them? They haven't dun NE thing wrong, So Y is evry1 b-in Pathetically stupid about them! Mary-Kate and Ashley are the prettiest things on Earth and even though they are not smiling Nobody can say the twins are Ugly, becoz they're not - but whoeva says they are Ugly… The people who said it are Ugly themselves!
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