Listen, I love me my Olsen Twins something fierce. Admittedly, it’s a childhood kinship carried on into adulthood (if you would call me that), but I’m not ready to let it go just yet. Or, I wouldn’t be able to let it go if these girls would stop being so terrifying to look at. I feel like their glass blue eyes are stealing my soul in some way.
Mary-Kate and Ashley, whose only activities seem to be wearing skinny pants around LA and attending events like this Free Arts Auction in New York, seem determined to never actually do anything with themselves again, much to my chagrin.
When it became appropriate to talk about the Olsens as attractive (fine, slightly before then) I was always on Mary-Kate’s side. But holy Jesus her hair is purposefully fried in a way that I will never understand and someone should tell her that only being 4’9’’ to start out with, having a hunchback is only a detriment.
Is M-K so emotionally crippled by having to spend her entire infancy and youth in the arms of Bob Saget that she must try her hardest to look like death incarnate? At least Ashley is trying to hold herself together. Sure, she looks like a small boy trying to dress up like a man, but it’s working in her own weird way.
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Im more scared by that last pic where it looks like M-K wants to start making out with Ashley……
Ooooh they are so freaking weird. I saw them once in new york and they are so tiny I almost laughed out loud. It isn't funny that they are so tiny, it is funny that everything they do makes them appear even tinier. Has every stylist who suggested they not dress like amazons been fired? Wearing hair as tall as you are when you are under five feet - it shrinks you, honey, and you look like a shrunken head on toothpicks.
They are 5'3" not 4'9". They are so fucking weird though and look like little alien babies,
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