It seems my fears of last week have come true–Ashley Olsen dyed her hair dark, therefore making Mary Kate the lighter haired Olsen. It's like making the Earth spin the opposite direction. I'm not sure what to feel, so here is Mary Kate with her new man. Finally she found someone who can both walk down the street without seeing where he is going and maintain more upper body strength than the average wannabe rocker so as to carry her many garment bags. It makes shopping so much easier.

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