Heidi Montag isn't a typical singer in that she can't sing in any way, shape or form, she doesn't tour the country with her music and she feels the urge to release a new single every few days. The latest is titled "Party's Wherever I Am," which we can only assume is another song about Christianity and Jesus. It's gotten to the point now where we can listen to an entire Heidi song without feeling the urge to stab our eardrums — it's like our body has developed a defense mechanism in which it tunes out the "music" and makes us numb inside. This can't be good.
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This music is probably popular in scary underground clubs full of prostitutes in former Soviet bloc countries
That song is so bad it made me laugh out loud something I rarely ever do.
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I was just about to ask who the f*** this woman's fanbase could possibly be. Thanks for explaining.
You might be on to something Blah. Anything sounds good when your whacked out on extacy and acid dipped pacifiers thinking about the glory that was the Motherland.
Heidi's fanbase is Heidi. That's all she needs to keep going.
This couldn't sound good on a plethora of drugs. Perez Hilton claimed to find the hook catchy, but I couldnt get past the first verse it was so off-key.
I actually think this song might be decent with just about anyone else singing it. God, you could even put Simpson's wannabeass on this and it would come out better than this crap.
I think it's catchy!But I prefer 'No more'.
I can't wait for the album! Loving Heidi, I also wanna see Speidi take over as The Hills narrators and main-characters when Lauren leaves.
I LOVE it! I also hate Heidi. The damn song is just so catchy.